Blue Screen Blues 35 Chapter 35: The Complicated Relationship

"Whatcha Thinking about?" Zephyr asks him

With Both of the girls near him He freaks out and tries to get out of the bath, but the girls Grab his arms and hold him down and smile at him.

"What the h.e.l.l are you Girls doing!" He screams at them. The two girls were excited, but Zephyr has that "Look" on her face which Ryan read that made him realize he just did something wrong.

"Zephyr I swear to G.o.d, just because I am bound to you by law, doesn't mean I am going to sleep with you!" He tells her a.s.suming that is what shes here for.

"No honey, I want you to explain this!" She said while staring at his junk and showing Ryan a Photo of him Kissing Vedra, and all the other s.e.xy poses her took with her.

Ryan looks at the Photos and his eyes shoot open in regret.

Liz takes his phone and smiles at him.

"Just to let you know, yes me and you are friends, but I'm with her on this. I'm still pretty p.i.s.sed you stole Vedra from me and went right for the prize and decided to take photos and keep it as a Trophy. What we are about to do, don't hate me for it, this is Just Zephyr being Zephyr " She said with a Calm tone.

"Wait you went through my phone?!" He asked realizing he f.u.c.ked up by letting a woman borrow his phone and Expecting them not to go through the whole thing out of boredom.

Zephyr and Liz giggle and Liz puts On the Song "See you Again" By Miley Cyrus.

The two smile at each other and Drag Ryan underwater and hold him down. They Start kicking and beating his a.s.s.

Ryan underwater was freaking out and feels stupid for keeping those pictures for them to see, but most of all He's scared of dying to this song.

"I told Amanda to not put this Song On my Phone!" He screams underwater.

Suddenly Ryan gets pulled up by his arms, and Zephyr leans into him while touching her b.r.e.a.s.t.s up against his chest and gives him a quick kiss.

"This is For Friend zoning me" She whispered to him. Then back into the Water he goes.

Ryan gets his a.s.s kicked for the next 45 seconds to this song While being held underwater.

When they pull him up, they let him go and Giggle. Liz Pauses the song and then walks to the other side of the Bath.

Zephyr grabs him as he tries to run out and forces him to sit down in the water.

She sits next to him and throws her arms around him.

Ryan who is Freaked out by her, and mad at himself for Violating the First law of owning a phone (That Law being Never lend a Woman your Phone!) just sits there scared and Catches his breath.

Zephyr then Leans over on his shoulder and rubs his leg again. While pulling up his Facebook messages with his Ex.

"Oh, Teddy bear, I just want to cuddle with you, hug you tight, bite your Stomach, and Suck your…." Suddenly Ryan covers her mouth in Embarra.s.sment and interrupts her while s.n.a.t.c.hing his phone from her.

"Oh G.o.d you Discovered my Facebook!" Ryan shouts in humiliation.

"Oh, we discovered a lot more then that" Liz said while giggling and sitting on the other side of the bath and crossing her legs as her soaking wet brown hair drips down into the water. She leans back and slouches into the water and her C cup Sized b.o.o.bs sink down with her.

"Dumb Question why would you send a picture of this to her?" She said while grabbing his manhood.

He smacks her hand from underwater and gives her an annoyed face.

"You're not my Girlfriend, this is not yours to play with! Also, oh G.o.d you found my Secret picture?" Ryan tells her Firmly and Concerned.

"Ugg, Fine" She said while getting up and moving behind him. She Throws her arms around him in the water, and this Annoys him. He can feel her b.o.o.bs pressed up against his back, but at the same time He is enjoying the affection of the hug, after he just got his a.s.s kicked by them, and working all day. He lets her hold him like this, but that is about all she is getting right now from him.

"Answer the question dear, why would you send someone a picture of that?" She asks him seeming very interested.

"Ugg Its umm, something we do if we like somone. I um, hardly ever do it. A lot of guys do it just because they are proud and think it will get them a Girlfriend online or if they feel like it, but I ummmm…. Don't do that." He said while stuttering in shame.

Both of the girls laugh.

"So, your telling me if I lived in your world, Guys would randomly Just send this to me, If I ask them to or not?" Liz asked Sincerely, and Innocently.

Ryan doesn't want to answer that question. He just shrugs his shoulders at her.

He does notice Liz checking him out, but He looks at Zephyr behind him giving Liz the "I own this/This is mine" Face.

Then Zephyr lets go of him and kicks off the edge and glides over to Liz on the other side of the bath and sits next to her.

They are getting ready for Stage 2 of their plan.

"Well anyway, we had a great day Helping someone fix a roof, we went and got tar for the final work tommorow" Zephyr said while stretching her arms around Liz.

"Oh, Zephyr that feels really good" Liz said with a flirty tone.
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"Oh, you like that?" Zephyr said while pulling her arm down off her shoulder and placing both hands on her back.

"Oh Yes I do! That feels so good where you have your hands, can you give me a Ma.s.sage please" Liz replied in a h.o.r.n.y tone.

Ryan's male instinct to stare and watch kicks in, and his mood starts to change.

Zephyr places both hands on her shoulders and slowly starts rubbing them softly, and she starts moving her hands lower while giving her a ma.s.sage. The lower Zephyr went with her ma.s.sage the louder Liz starts moaning in pleasure softly. Suddenly the two girls look at each other and stop. They stare at Ryan, who seems to be excited, and Zephyr gives Liz a Special Wink.

"Oh, look somone is excited" Liz said with naughty voice. She gets up and slowly walks over to Ryan who was Clearly Excited down there.

Liz slowly walks over to him and gets really close to him and hovers her head over his package.

"this looks like an invitation doesn't it Zephyr?" Liz asks Zephyr

"Oh, it sure does" Zephyr said while leaning back against the wall with her arms out and opening her legs.

Ryan right now at this very moment is turned on and h.o.r.n.y. Like a Switch that was flipped he wanted to Smash the h.e.l.l out of both of them right here and now, but he remains motionless.

"Zephyr you don't mind if I get a better look of your Toy, do you?" Liz asked in a h.o.r.n.y tone.

"Oh, if you want you can. I'm still just a virgin, and I don't know what to do with it but stare at it from over here" Zephyr said also with a h.o.r.n.y voice, but with a s.e.xy pur.

Liz places both her hands on her b.r.e.a.s.t.s and turns around looks at her.

"Oh, such a shame. I am not a virgin. I've been with 2 guys; I know what he needs" She said while an even more Erotic tone.

She turns around and sits on her knees and dives her head underwater. Ryan braces himself for this gift he is about to Receive and smiles in excitement and Shoots Zephyr a "Come Here, I want You" Look. Then Just as he waits for Liz to do the deed, she pops her head up without even touching him and stands up and Laughs. Zephyr too gets up and giggles and both of them walk out of the bath and grab their towels and dry off.

Ryan was sitting in the bath wondering what the h.e.l.l are they doing? He was pretty turned on and still waiting for Liz to initiate what he wants. She then fully dressed walks over to Ryan slowly and seductively and smiles at him while Zephyr watches from the door. She puts her finger in the water above his crotch and looks him in the eyes with a s.e.xy and warm smile. Then she casts [Lightning Shock] and Zaps him.

Ryan Feels pain throughout his body, and also that spell was a direct shock to his manhood.

Zephyr falls over laughing, and Ryan was in pain, He did not expect to be Played like this. Liz then walks away while Ryan Recovers.

"That's for stealing Vedra a.s.shole!" Liz said while laughing.

"Also, that's for Leading me on! Karma is a b.i.t.c.h huh?" Zephyr screamed in laughter while on the floor naked.

"Oh, we played you well dude" Liz said while laughing and picking up Ryan's new Robe for him to wear.

"Here when you get Feeling back to your Junk, Zephyr got you a New Magic robe for you to wear" Liz said while Zephyr quickly Throws on her new Black, Red, and Orange Combat outfit. Zephyr while putting her s.h.i.+rt on walks over to Ryan and puts her hand in the water and grabs his junk. Ryan's eyes shoot open in a confused anger, and at the same time excitement,

"Looks like this little guy just got played!" Zephyr said while petting it for 2 seconds and walking away.

This right her p.i.s.ses Ryan off for getting lead on and teased. The girls walk out of the room, giggling, and Zephyr could be heard saying "That Was really good acting there, we got him good. Good thing you didn't touch him though, I would have killed you and ate you for dinner" She said as she was leaning on Liz.

Ryan just sits in the water that was getting cold trying to figure what the actual h.e.l.l just happened. He picks his phone out of the water and then puts on the song "She hates Me" From Puddle of Mudd and laughs at situation. He gets out of the Water and grabs his towel and dries off.

He puts on his Blue colored Unders.h.i.+rt and Royal blue shorts and puts on his robe. He is laughing at himself right now for getting blueballed, but He realizes he deserves this.

He then walks out of the Bath house and walks to the Inn With is s.e.xy new bada.s.s Robe.

He goes into the Inn, and Breanna had a Rice, Pork and Mixed vegetable meal ready for him. It was paid by Zephyr, and then Walks up stairs to his room. The two girls were sitting on the bed reading a book, while Liz was brus.h.i.+ng Zephyrs hair.

Zephyr was wearing a black and white Striped night gown,

"Well h.e.l.lo there Mr.Blue b.a.l.l.s" Zephyr said while reading a world map and taping her left hand beside her signaling Ryan to take a seat beside her.

"That's the only way up that mountain" Liz said while paying no mind to Ryan.

"You Two are So Evil!" Ryan said while pulling out his phone.

"Hey, you got light switched bro!" Zephyr said while Liz gives her a Hi-5"

"I am not even going to Lie that was some Insane Acting Liz" Ryan said while complimenting her.

"Ya, you may not know this But Bella Was a Thespian Before she was turned into a vampire" Liz said while brus.h.i.+ng her own hair.

"Wait I thought she liked guys?" Zephyr asked.

"No, she was a THESPIAN, Not a Lesbian. She was into acting and Theater while she was in the magic academy. Shes really good at it and Taught me some things while I lived with her. h.e.l.l, Shes over 400 years old, her Epic skills in acting helped her bring down countries in the History books" Liz explained.

"Well, you had me fooled big time" Ryan said to her.

"Ya, Zephyr and I had this whole Acting plan laid out while we were coming back from the Tar pits" Liz said while she puts down the brush and leans back onto Ryan.

"Hey what did I say about touching him?" Zephyr said playfully.

"That you would Tie me up, punish me, make me suffer, kill me, and Eat my heart out" Liz said with a naughty tone to her voice. She then turns her head and Gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Ryan immediately gets ready to brace himself for impact expecting Zephyr to come flying at her. He jerks back and falls off the bed. The two girls just Laugh at him.

"I told her to give you a kiss, since she turned you on. It's the least she could do for you" Zephyr said while laughing at him.

"I thought you were going to come flying across the bed!" Ryan screamed in Fear, while laying on the floor.

"Nope" Zephyr said with a Smirk.

Ryan gets up and sits back on the bed and the girls smile at him and Push him off the bed.

"Hey be nice!" He said as he gets back on the bed again. The girls turn around and look at the book and then ambush him and pushes him back onto the floor laughing.

"I said be nice!" Ryan said while laughing at them. He then gets up and proceeds to get back on the bed. He lays down at the front of the bed, and the two girls giggle and do it again.

"Oh, you all are so funny!" Ryan said while picking himself up from the floor. He gets leaps back on the bed and shoves Zephyr off the bed and then dives under the blanket. The two girls smile at each other and decide to have a little fun. They Roll the mattress over off the frame, and then take the blanket he was under and traps him. They then Roll him up in a blanket coc.o.o.n, and he tries to get out, but the two girls hold him down. Liz gets up and puts the bed back on the frame and then both of them pick Ryan's Blanket coc.o.o.n up and puts him on the bed. Zephyr Then unravels just enough blanket for his head to be exposed. And Liz lays down on top of him holding him in place.

"Well then, Looks Like I have you in my Trap my love" Zephyr said while Waging her tail excitedly. She then slowly lays over Liz and kisses his cheek.

"Oh, this is Exciting, what are you going to do to me?" Ryan Said while playing along with her.

"Oh, I'm just going to kiss you" She said while leaning down over his face.

"Hmm, I'd allow it. I never said Kissing was not allowed" Ryan said while flirting with her.

Suddenly she kisses him, and they start making out. Zephyr makes gestures to Liz, that this is hers.

She was acting Possessive of him and this was weirdly turning him on.

"Look Liz, Look at my s.e.x Toy, its all mine! Look at it!" She said and she tapped her arm to let Ryan go. Ryan breaks free from the Coc.o.o.n, and puts his hand on her hips, and then pulls her to him tight. Her face Glows of excitement and he sees this. Then He does something familiar. He kisses her neck and leaves a big giant hickey on the side of her neck. Oddly this arouses Liz, then he starts kissing her ears, and her front of her neck and purposely turns her on again. Then when he acts like he's going to kiss the top of her b.r.e.a.s.t.s; she wasn't going to be fooled again. She pulls his head into them when he goes to pull back again like he did last time. He ends up accidently biting her on top of her b.o.o.b and leaving a big mark. He then laughs and rolls over and ignores her and pulls out his phone.

"Good night Zephyr" He said while laughing at her.

"Oh, h.e.l.l no! Your finis.h.i.+ng what you started you a.s.shole she said while seeming extreamly h.o.r.n.y right now.

"Nope. Have no intention on banging you. I will kiss you if you make the first move or do affection but no s.e.x. Last time I slept with someone you killed them. That's enough heartbreak for a while. I'm not dating for a very long time" Ryan tells her while pulling up the offline version of YouTube.

"Wait You really did sleep with Vedra?" Zephyr asked seeming distraught.

"Yes, I did, I was expecting to live with her for a long time, so I cut out the whole taking it slow thing with her and made my move. It was Freaking Amazing. Other then the fact that she was cold when I Put it in her, it was kind of very satisfying" Ryan said while taunting Zephyr.

Suddenly Zephyr grabs him by the collar and throws him off the bed.

"I can't believe you! You would smash a vampire but not smash me! What the h.e.l.l does she have I don't? I can't f.u.c.king believe you! You can't Spell Vedra without VD a.s.shole!" Zephyr cried angrily.

"Actually, Shes clean. Shes immune to diseases and getting Pregnant. Shes sucked countless amounts of blood over time. Trust me, I would have something if She did" Liz said while enjoying her book.

"You're not helping Liz!" Zephyr Cries.

"Calm Down, Zephyr. He counter-attacked you. How Did you not see this coming from blue balling him in the bath? Calm down" Liz said calmly while turning a page in her book.

"Ugg Fine!" Zephyr said while feeling p.i.s.sed about being turned on again with no Reward tonight.

Ryan gets up and smiles at her. "Tell you what "Honey" Lets do what we call in my world a YouTube and chill night" He said jokingly.

"What do you mean?" She asks him.

"Let's watch something. Liz your welcome to Join me" Ryan said while he lays in the middle of the bed. Liz closes her book and lays down on his left and Zephyr lays down to his Right. He Opens up Offline YouTube and Looks at a video to watch.

Ryan Opens up the video : "Casually Explained: Evolution III - Life as a Video Game"

The 3 watch the video and the girls Don't really understand the concept of what was being explained to them, and more amazed at the fact the phone can play movies. h.e.l.l Ryan Had to explain the whole concept of YouTube to them and took about 15 minutes to explain what the h.e.l.l a "Video" is to them. Being annoyed after satisfying their Thirst for knowledge Ryan Restarts the video at 1:50 and the girls Just watch the video quietly. Ryan Laughs his a.s.s off at the end with how True this d.a.m.n video is. But wishes the Creature of this video was here with him to show him what a d.a.m.n PVE world really looks like.

At the end of the video the girls really don't understand what they saw, but Ryan puts on a different video for them.

"Alright This video is for Zephyr" He said while Winking at Liz.

Ryan puts on the video: "Casually Explained: Is She into You?"

At the end of the video everyone was laughing, and Zephyr decides to push him off the bed when she gets his joke.

The girls who were laughing realize they need to use the outhouse and go pee.

They walk out of the room together, and with the room to himself Ryan wants to do something Really Really bad alone but Doesn't want to risk it.

He waits 10 minutes and the girls come back in and lay down beside him. He then plays the asdfmovie's from YouTube and the girls get a kick out of it.

Then before bed Ryan Starts showing them some Cyanide and Happiness shows which the girls found amusing as well.

It was a fun night, and it was 9pm when they were done. Ryan gets up out of the bed and makes a small bed for him on the floor.

"What are you doing?" She asks him.

"I'm sleeping on the floor tonight" Ryan said while laying down.

"No, you're not. Your sleeping with us tonight" She tells him.

"I'd Rather not" Ryan tells her as he pulls his blanket over him. Zephyr gets up and drags him on the bed.

"No, Your sleeping with me baby!" Zephyr orders him.

Feeling annoyed knowing he has no choice due to the fact she owns his a.s.s between debt and his own stupidity lays on side of the bed. She Rolls over into his arms and makes him spoon her.

"Just telling you this once Zephyr. I'm not sleeping with you. We can cuddle and that's about it" Ryan warns her.

"Ya Ya I know, You're an a.s.shole. But I really want to be cuddled tonight" She replies to him.

"This is like the most complicated Friends with Friendzone Benefits I have ever seen Liz said while laughing at them Sitting on the other end of the bed alone.

"You see what I mean, He will Kiss me, He will cuddle me, but he won't Do me. He's so confusing" Zephyr says while yawning.

"First of all, you kissed me, I never initiated it. I kept it going to annoy you, Secondly, your making me cuddle with you, I really want to be left alone, and third I don't Want to bang you because of how emotionally unstable you are. I'm Extreamly p.i.s.sed still That you trapped me and made me your Pet for the next 5 years. Anyway, I am going to bed we are tearing down the outer walls tomorrow and I need to rest up" Ryan Said while Holding Zephyr tight.

Zephyr throws the blanket over them and Liz rolls over on her side and puts out the lantern on her side of the bed. Ryan lets go of Zephyr and does the same on his side of the bed. The room goes dark he grabs her from behind again and uses her shoulder at a pillow.

Zephyr at the moment felt extreamly comfortable, and loved, but still p.i.s.sed she wasn't getting any tonight. The 3 then slowly go to sleep and wake up the next day at 6am.