BROKEN: Part-Time Star Full Time Dad 11 Dinner And A Show

"Oh uh yeah sure," Said the waiter before pa.s.sing another menu still unsure of what's going on.

"Thanks," Said Theodore

He sat his daughter on the other end of the table so that she may have a betta view.

Theodore opened up the menu making right angle and had it stand to face his daughter.

The waiter stood by still at a loss what was happening but for some unknown reason, she didn't want to leave.

Theodore proceeded to pick up another menu and asked "Okay Princess what you want to drink"

Rose thought about it as her brows ruffled before saying "Ap-pOle"

"Apple? Oh that's too bad they don't have your apple juice box" Said Theodore with an exaggerated sad expression.

"Oh," Said Rose with a pained look

"But don't worry daddy can do magic," Said Theodor.

"Yay, magic," Said Rose while clapping her hands in excitement.

He stood up from his seat possessing an enchanting momentum that commanded attention from those who pa.s.s by.

He stood there looking like your average man with a not so impressive physique but for some odd reason, they could not remove their sights from him.

A small group gathered around to watch this seemingly ordinary man do whatever it may be.

"Welcome, fellow strangers. I'm happy to present The Box" Said Theodore with a warm welcoming smile.

Theodore proceeded to pick up the other menu and opened it gently. He then placed down in front of the other menu creating a makes.h.i.+ft box with an opening on top.

Theodore put his finger on the chin as if pondering what to do next.

He hovered over the top of the little box and stuck his head in before looking at Rose with a shocked face.

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CHAT

[420Cali]: Hyped

[DryBread]: The suspense is killing me?

[MrChincken]: I can kinder guess that its a most likely his own version of the magician's hat??

[AntiMagic]: So predictable it's a f.u.c.king rabbit right? ?

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Theodore reached into the s.p.a.ce made between the menus. He signalled to the BoxCam to lower itself and back up to get a better view.

The stream now showed both Theodore and the underside of the table.

With his hand still in The Box, he explained "Believe it or not this very simple box which I have created is a bottomless vault filled with things I desire. Sadly it does not always work. Right I'm looking for an apple juice box to quench my daughter's thirst"

The crowd did not believe him fully causing them subconsciously lower their expectations.

Not wanting to lose his first-ever live audience he decided to put on a show that could match last nights show.

Theodore pulled his hand back making a frustrated expression before pulling his sleeves up and rubbing his hand's together.

Theodore then comically swung his arm around like a cartoon character before plunging his arm into the box again.

Theodore reached in further and further until his face pressed up against the sides of The Box. His entire arm seemingly disappeared.

"Wow," Said the surrounding spectators

*Clap, Clap, Clap*

Theodore's eyes widened as if he had found something.

"There you are," He said while slowly pulling his arm back.

Just as he was appearing to easily pull his arm back it got stuck. He put his free arm in and began to pull harder.

With one last tug, he finally pulled out the item he grasped before losing his grip and tragically falling back with his arms flailing.

"Ha Ha Ha" The crowd chuckled amused by the sudden turn of events.

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CHAT

[TightZippy]: ???

[BluesMan]:Lol

[LadyLuck]: ??

[TheGoodCrunch]: Holy Peanut, wtf is that???!!! ??

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"What!!" Said The crowd in pure shock and disbelief

The cause of the commotion was what Theodore had pulled out.

Poking out from the top was a thick tree branch that had smaller branches around it with bright green leaves.

Although the fall was intentional to entertain the viewers it was still a hard fall nonetheless. So while getting up he rubbed his back hoping to relieve it.

'Note to self, practice falling safely' Thought Theodore while holding the pain back to continue the performance.

He looked at the tree happily and said "Well that's not exactly what I was looking for but it will do"

He looked through the leaves causing a rustling noise and snapping noise that left some broken twigs on the table.

After moving the leaves out of the way he found two red apples connected to the branch by its stem.

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CHAT

[Steamyt.u.r.d37]: He's a f.u.c.king Wizard ???

[NoobCarrier]: This is nuts??

[DarkLord]: ?

[XxLost_ScopexX]: Somewhere in the world a branch is missing from an apple tree?

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He plucked the apples off from the branch. He inspected it with a careful eye.

*Tap*

He lightly taps the table which then caused the branch to lower itself. Back into the makes.h.i.+ft box.

*Tap*

He tapped the table once again as a loud noise of rus.h.i.+ng water sounded.

*Shoosh, Woosh* (Note: My attempt at rus.h.i.+ng water)

Within second water-filled the box. He signalled towards the BoxCam before it panned around the box and looked down it from above.

He dipped the apples in the water and washed them till they were sparkling clean.

Once again signalled the BoxCam to move back to its previous position.

With another tap to the table, the water disappeared. He dropped the apples into the box where a loud whistling of the wind pushed the apple back up and hovered.

"Ap-pOle" Said Rose with her hand reaching out making a grabbing action.

Theodore smiled lightly and grabbed one of the apples. With a light squeeze, the apple fell apart into thin segments.

He waved over the table and a small pink plate appeared. He placed the apple slices down on the pink plate and slid it to Rose.

Rose happily picked up a slice and bit into it with the very few baby teeth that she had developed.

*Crunch*

Though she was only 2 years old. Her speedy growth was considered normal due to the worlds advanced baby formula which has boosted her bone growth particularly in the teeth department.

"Hehe Ap-pOle," Said Rose with a satisfied smile before enjoying the rest.

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CHAT

[XxLost_ScopexX]: So many unanswered questions

[KickAbout]: My brain ??

[TightZippy]: ? ? ? 3 elements

[Smallm.u.f.fin]: Oh my G.o.d so much cuteness??

[OtakuFPS]: I can't believe it, I want a kid

[BluesMan]: I decided to have a kid, who wants to be the mother???

[DarkLord]: Summon the undead

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"See, it doesn't always work the way I want it," Said Theodore as he grabbed the remaining apple from it's floating position and took a nice crunchy bite.

With his free hand, he knocked the menus down, showing the ordinary table and that there was no gimmick or trickery involved.

"Wanna see some more?" Asked Theodore before taking another bite.

"Yeah," Yelled young boy with his family on the side.

"Ha Ha Ha, Good I'll do one more trick before me my daughter eat" Said Theodore

"I call this one, The Magic Pot," Said Theodore as pulled out his sketchbook and does a quick drawing of a teapot.

He lifted the sketchbook to show the audience before shaking it quickly with his free hand below waiting to catch something.

The image quickly becomes blur before a Large, white bone china teapot falls on the waiting hand. On the sketchbook, the teapot drawing disappeared.

"Wow" Said Crowd

*Clap, Clap, Clap*

"Now that we have the pot let us begin" Said Theodore with a simple smile