The Brave New World 114 The Last Supper

As a result, at seven o'clock that evening his suite was invaded by both invited and uninvited guests. The indomitable Panatella quickly organized extra settings and extra rations. Brock's private stock of beef and black bean MREs - the best-tasting of all MREs, hands down - was seriously depleted. Brock consoled himself with bourbon - he'd felt obliged to bring out a fresh bottle for his guests, and the least he could do was make sure he drank as much of it himself as he possibly could.

It didn't work well this time; it made him sulky. He was ominously silent when everyone sat down to eat. His mood wasn't improved when Panatella put a couple of bottles of red wine on the table. She asked him first if she could, of course, but the way she put it he had no choice but to tell her to go ahead.

Brock's guests were the cream of the select group of people who were deciding what the world - both worlds - would be like. Olaf Troll sat at the other end of the table. To his right, Brock had the vampiric Molito. He hadn't invited her; Troll did. He'd thought that when Brock told him he could bring someone with him, he really could do so.

Luckily, Lea Panatella was seated next to Molito. Brock knew she would intervene fearlessly if Molito said something that didn't sit well with Brock. Panatella's presence was also valuable because of her enormous t.i.ts. Everyone was intimidated by them, including Molito.

Odongo and Caron, possibly the two most important men in both worlds - after Brock himself, of course - were seated on his left. They were visibly thrown off balance by being seated across from Panatella and Molito. It was like watching soft p.o.r.n and a horror movie simultaneously on a split screen.

Ofongo hadn't been invited either; Brock had had his fill of Odongo earlier in the day. But once again, he'd told Caron he could bring someone if he wanted to. It was just a social reflex, totally meaningless, and in normal times it would have been interpreted as such. But these were times when an invitation to eat attracted extra guests the way honey attracts wasps.

There wasn't much conversation to begin with: Brock didn't initiate any, and his guests were only too glad to be able to devote their undivided attention to the food. Red wine was also consumed, but uncharacteristically it did not make people talkative.

The cause behind the silence was expertly identified by Molito. When she'd finished eating, she said:

"You seem to be quite angry about something, governor Brock. Perhaps you'd like to get it off your chest?"

"Yes, you look worried, Carlton," chimed in Caron. He grinned and added:

"Did we drink the last of your wine?"

Brock glared at him, and said:

"No, you didn't. And I'm not angry, just tired," he added, turning to Molito. "I spent the whole day yesterday with my state governors. Making sure they'll do what they're supposed to do."

"Will they?"

"We'll see. If they won't, it's their a.s.s. I am giving each of them a year to shape up. That's ten years in the New World."

"That's very generous of you," observed Caron.

"It's not generous. It's realistic. h.e.l.l, most of them won't be home on the first. They're travelling by train. It will be at least a month before they settle into the job. It will be another three months before they get things running properly."

"What I don't understand," said Molito, "Is why you're insisting on March the first as the starting date. It's obvious, even to me, that everyone's unprepared."

"What isn't obvious to you," snarled Brock, "Is that no one is ever going to be one hundred percent prepared for what we're going to do. This whole premise, that you can be fully prepared for something totally new, is just pure bulls.h.i.+t. If something's new, there are going to be surprises."

"I fully agree," chimed in Odongo. "Besides, professor, there's a very real threat of civil wars breaking out everywhere if we sit tight. The only reason they didn't break out immediately after the catastrophe was the total breakdown in communications. Rebels need good communications even more than a government does."

"Yes, I understand that," said Molito. "A government has established procedures for everything. That's exactly my point. You don't seem to have a set of established procedures for the New World."

"Of course we don't," snapped Brock. "It's the New World. New, do you understand that word, professor?"

"Many things can be predicted with great accuracy even when we're dealing with completely new circ.u.mstances," said Molito.

"Be my guest, professor," sneered Brock. "Please go ahead. I am sure everyone is greatly interested to hear your predictions. How well do you know the New World, professor?"

"I have the general idea," said Molito patiently. It was obvious she'd put in many hours dealing with crazies of all sorts. "But regardless of what the New World is like, it's only half the equation. The smaller half. Maybe as little as a third."

"And the other two thirds?"

"Human nature," said Molito. "And that's something we're all familiar with. And very predictable."

"I fully agree," said Brock, surprising everyone. "That's exactly why we have to move fast. Because if we don't give all these frustrated f.u.c.kers something to do and dream about, the world is going to explode. We're going to have a famine in a couple of months, professor. A worldwide famine. Not one of those somewhere-in-Sudan-or-Somalia famines no one really cares about. The real thing."

"A lot of people will die," Odongo said solemnly. "We need to give the ones that survive hope, professor. Plenty of hope. The New World is that hope."

"Not to mention that they'll be able to send food back home," said Caron. "In my opinion, that is the most important factor."

"If you don't give people something to do, they do themselves in," said Olaf Troll, surprising everyone. He had been silent until now, following the conversation with the bemused smile of an adult listening to children talk nonsense.

It was four against one, but Molito handled it with ease. In her career, she'd dealt with many multiple-personality disorders. Quite often, a single patient would spring half a dozen different personalities at her in the s.p.a.ce of a single hour. She said:

"I hope you know that most of your brave colonists will die. And most of these will die twice: in the New World, then here."

"I have plenty of experience dealing with situations where people die of deprivation," said Odongo. "And I can a.s.sure you most of those situations are self-inflicted. That's the sad reality behind the sad reality."

"We all have to die sometime," added Brock. "Hard to believe, but it's true. I might have a stroke tomorrow."

"Actually, I don't feel too well right now," said Troll. Caron giggled, and asked:

"Why? What's the matter, Olaf?"

"I think it's the beans," said Troll. "I haven't eaten beans in a long time. My stomach isn't used to beans."

As if to make his point, he emitted a squealy fart.

"You better get out of here before you gas us to death," said Brock.

"I'm sorry," said Troll, blus.h.i.+ng. "Please excuse me."

There was a brief silence after he'd left. When it was safe to breathe and speak again, Molito said:

"I think I'd like to experience the New World myself, governor Brock. Could you make it possible?"

"I don't have to," said Brock. "It's already possible. When you get home, visit your local Colonial Office and get a license. I don't issue those."

"It's the smart thing for you to do anyway," said Caron. "For food, if anything else. But I'd advise you to form a group with like-minded, competent individuals. Don't go alone."

"Oh, I've got those two bases covered," said Molito. "I have a son who is a survivalist. He's spent the last five years building and outfitting a bunker in preparation for the new world war. He's already invited me to join him there, and talked about establis.h.i.+ng a colony in the New World."

"You have a son?" said Brock, astonished.

"Several. Not all of them are mad. It's ironic that it's the mad one who seems to be best prepared."

"Several sons? Really," said Brock. "Any daughters?"

"Just one," said the surprisingly fertile Molito. "We lost touch. She married an Australian, and moved there quite a while ago."

"I see," said Brock, although he didn't. He stood up and made a point of looking at his watch.

"Fifty four hours to blastoff," he said. "I hate to do this, but we all have a busy day tomorrow, so..."

His guests rose from their seats with obvious reluctance. Usually, that would have made him happy. It was nice when people wanted to stay in his company.

But not that day. He wanted to be alone so that he could drink himself into oblivion, and fall asleep. He thanked Panatella for her help, and sent her off too.

When he was young, Brock formulated a theory that still had to be proved wrong. His theory had it that during the week, his brain acc.u.mulated a lot of of unnecessary baggage - dirt, simple dirt, like dirt that gathered on the clothes he wore. A weekly cleansing was beneficial: Brock called it was.h.i.+ng his brain in alcohol.

Following his weekly booze session and the subsequent hangover, Brock invariably emerged feeling clean, bright-eyed, and bushy-tailed, ready to tackle anything life might throw his way.

He knew he would really need to feel that way in fifty four hours time, when s.h.i.+t was going to start happening, big time. He got out a fresh bottle of Wild Turkey, and looked at it for a while before twisting it open and pouring some.

He hesitated before taking the first sip. Was it really the right thing to do?

But then he remembered a basic fact about humankind, the kind of fact that that wasn't taught anywhere. He'd heard it from several authoritative sources, most of which had been sober when they told him about it.

This fact was that humanity as such was fueled by alcohol. Civilization got started when the nomadic half-apes discovered alcohol, and found they have to stay put in one place so that the fermentation process could run its course. Alcohol, or more specifically the production of alcohol, forced the half-apes to start planning for the future.

What a paradox! The substance that turned a human being into an ape was the one that turned apes into people.

And apart from everything else, alcohol also made people feel better about their circ.u.mstances.

Brock had a serious need to feel better about his circ.u.mstances. He had to get the old fighting spirit back in shape. He raised his gla.s.s in a toast.

"George Was.h.i.+ngton or bust," he said.

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