Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi 57 Angel Or Devil

This is bad. This is really really bad. Currently stuck between a python and a hungry tiger, my survival options are severely limited. If only I had a slab of steak...

But sadly I don't. Hmm...what's better than steak? Ice cream, pizza, cake...I dont have the means or time to get any of that right now. Ok, some just as good as food, that's not food. Ughh. ( ; д ; ) This is making me stressed out. I wish I could just relax, eat some chips, drink some soda, and read my manga in peace. It's at time like these I miss my old life. Sigh, well, no use getting hung up on it, right now I have a bigger problem, I shouldn't be destructing myself with my past memories. So...what do I do... Ughh, I wish I could I just escape from this situation and read some manga or that anime I didn't finish watch-...hmm?

Ah! That's it! I can just distract them! If I'm able to successfully distract them, they might end up forgetting about this whole awkward scenario and we can just move on with our lives. Haha, I'm a genius! ƪ(˘⌣˘)u003e

But... what do I use to distract them? While I was struggling to form a plan in my head, Nars came out of nowhere and became my freakin guardian angel.

"How about we play a game?"( ◠‿◠ )

This guy...mai man! I always knew you ware on my side. A lifesaver, that's what Nars is. When you look up the definition of lifesaver in the dictionary, all you see is Nars' face. Well, that's if you can see past the blinding light he emits...

Cold-kun then speaks up,"What kind of game."

"Hmm, how about, since I brought the idea up, you and fairy can choose the type of game? If fairy wins, we'll forgive her. If she loses, a punishment." (⌒ ‿ ⌒)

Uhh,this plan is exactly what I wanted but...that smile is giving me bad vibes. It's the kind of smile someone shows you right before killing you from behind...

Maybe he's actually a devil? Either way, there's no chance I'm letting myself get roped into Nars' plan, that freakin yandere. But before I can say anything to oppose the suggestion-

"Ok."(l _ l )

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WTF Cold-kun, how am I supposed to nicely decline it now?!? That's the cold a.s.sa.s.sin for you, no sympathy for others feelings.(о｀^´о) hmph.

Sigh. Well, that goes to show you just how much faith Cold-kun has in Nars. That kind of bottomless trust is something you only see in the best of friends...or lovers( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)