I'm Cultivating Immortality While Everyone Else Practices Martial Arts Chapter 59 - Press Conference

Chapter 59: Press Conference

Translator: Simple MTL Editor: Simple MTL

In just three minutes, someone from the Martial Arts Administration rushed to the Martial Arts No. 1 High School and took the unconscious reporter away.

It was just as Kelly had expected.

The interview segment had indeed gone off course.

There were still many… tricky questions, but who dared to ask?

Thinking of the reporter who had been taken away just now, for a moment, the scene was a little awkward.

Kelly frowned and walked over, smiling awkwardly. “Student Andrew, can you tell me about your first trip to the wilderness?

“The students of the school all yearn for the wilderness.”

Sure enough, as soon as he said this, the students and parents below all listened seriously.

Most of them had never been to the wilderness.

Apart from the textbooks, they only knew about it from others.

They were very respectful and curious about the wilderness.

Exploring the unknown was a human’s innate characteristic.

Andrew thought for a few seconds and said seriously, “The wilderness… is very dangerous.

“It’s much more dangerous than what the books say!

“When I first went to the wilderness, I was still a rookie. However, before I reached my destination, a cannonball flew past my head…”

Below, some students sucked in a breath of cold air.

Just thinking about that kind of scene was thrilling.

Andrew smacked his lips and sighed. “Although the demonic beasts in the wilderness are dangerous, these are all things that are on the surface.

“What’s even more dangerous… is the human heart!

“At that time, I went to look for the person who fired the cannonball and asked him to apologize to me… that was all. But not only did he not apologize, he actually wanted to kill me!

“And he was not alone. His teammates all followed him and also wanted to kill me!”

The people listening below were all shocked.

Many of them weren’t even quasi-martial artists. Their understanding of the wilderness was only limited to the “deeds” of others and the knowledge in books.

At this time, a lawless wilderness appeared in their minds!

Of course, there were also martial artists in the crowd.

For example, a student’s parent was relatively strong.

He was a martial artist of the fourth stage.

He couldn’t help but say, “Grandmaster Thunderblade is talking about the Gale Squad, right?

“The Gale Squad is from the surrounding cities. Their actions are indeed overbearing. However, if they knew of Grandmaster Thunderblade’s current achievements, it would be too late for them to regret it.”

Andrew shook his head and said, “They won’t have the chance to regret it.”

Once these words were said, the grade four martial artist was stunned.

Then, his expression became extremely strange.

No wonder he hadn’t heard any news about the squad recently. It turned out that they had been destroyed by Grandmaster Thunderblade.

Those reporters also understood the meaning behind this and hurriedly recorded this piece of news.

This was a big scoop.

F*ck!

Kelly’s legs went weak, and he almost fell to the ground.

How could such words be said in front of the reporters?

He quickly changed the topic and smiled, “Andrew, all of your juniors here regard you as a role model. Many of them will become martial artists in the future and enter Stanford University. They will work hard to protect their motherland and drive out the demon beasts.

“Can you talk to everyone about what preparations we need to make to enter the wilderness?”

Andrew smiled.

This question was too simple.

He himself had a lot of experience. Without even thinking, he directly said, “I personally think that the first thing to do before going to the wilderness is to get a driver’s license.”

This answer was unexpected.

The martial artist who spoke first couldn’t hold it in anymore and said in surprise, “Grandmaster Thunderblade… This kind of insight is really novel. Can you tell me the reason?”

Andrew glanced at that martial artist and said, “Only with a driver’s license can you drive on the road. Otherwise, you won’t be able to bring back the harvest from hunting demonic beasts to the city.”

…

Speechless.

That martial artist was somewhat suspicious of life.

How big of a harvest would it be to use a pickup truck?

Andrew was too lazy to explain to him.

This kind of martial artist didn’t even know basic common sense.

Those first-cla.s.s warriors of the black market all knew how to drive a pickup truck. He had only been to the wilderness twice and had already gained experience.

It was obvious that this warrior hadn’t been to the wilderness many times.

“Also…” Andrew continued, “If you go deep into the wilderness, I suggest bringing daily necessities.

“For example, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, shower gel, shampoo, these things can’t be missed. In addition, if you can’t get used to food like compressed biscuits, you can also bring an oven…”

These words…

Made everyone start to doubt life.

Even many people who had never been to the wilderness were shocked.

This…

Why did it sound like a trip?

Didn’t they say that the wilderness was perilous?

The interview promotion ended at 6:20.

At least in Andrew’s view, it was very satisfactory. He taught his junior brothers and sisters all the experience and skills he knew without reservation.

May 26th.

6:30 pm.

Kelly and the school leader sent Andrew to the school gate.

“Andrew, the school has ordered a seafood feast at the Hyber Hotel today. Do you want to have dinner together?”

The head of the academic affairs office of Martial Arts No. 1 High School invited him with a smile on his face.

Andrew asked in surprise, “Seafood?

“How can there be seafood at the Hyber Hotel?”

Wasn’t this a lie?

Without a doubt, it must be the bad intentions of the manager of the Hyber Grand Hotel.

He shook his head and said, “I appreciate your kindness, teachers. I’m planning to go to a different park. I’ll set off in a while. Also, I brought a barbecue stove. If I am hungry, I can grill my own meat.”

The smile on the head of the academic affairs office froze on his face.

This…

When he said that he would bring a barbeque stove to the wilderness during the press conference, was he not joking?

But…

Bringing a barbeque stove to the wilderness? Was It really appropriate?

…

At the same time, in the depths of the wilderness in the northwest region.

The black-robed Venerable Wuji had an angry expression on his face.

He didn’t dare to believe it. He said in a low voice, “Soder is a conferred Grandmaster. Even though Black Rock doesn’t have a t.i.tle, his strength is only slightly inferior to Soder’s. With two people joining hands, they can even escape from an expert of the eighth stage. Who can kill them in Boston?”

“Duan Tianhe, Tang Fengrou… even if we add Andrew, they definitely won’t be able to kill Soder and Black Rock!”

The losses of these two divine generals weren’t small.

The headquarters of the Heavenly G.o.d Sect would definitely punish him.

In front of Venerable Wuji, a black figure timidly said, “Venerable one, there’s news from Boston just now… Mad Saber is also dead.

“It was Andrew who killed them!”

Boom!

Golden light flashed all over Venerable Wuji’s body, and a boundless power rushed out, causing all the buildings within 100 meters around him to tremble and collapse.

He said in a deep voice, “d.a.m.n it!

“This Andrew must be killed!

“Wuying, contact the Black Panther King and have it start the Beast Tide… Attack Boston. We’ll hide in the dark and attack Andrew!”

Andrew must die!