Five Frozen Centuries Chapter 175 - A Trembling Little Pussy

Chapter 175: A Trembling Little p.u.s.s.y

Wei Huo was still wondering when the small golden pixie suddenly asked, “How long did you spend attaining Foundation Establishment?”

Wei Huo thought about it. Foundation Establishment likely corresponded to the Epic stage. He replied, “About 300 years.”

The small golden pixie was stunned. “About 300 years? How ordinary is your apt.i.tude? You only built your foundation after 300 years?”

Wei Huo was speechless.

Are you guys mistaken about what ‘ordinary’ is?

The small pixie asked again, “Are you a lifeform with great longevity? To think that you can live for over 300 years. It’s impossible to increase your lifespan before you reach the Foundation Establishment stage.”

Wei Huo asked, “How long have you been sleeping here? What era were you in before you fell asleep?”

The little golden pixie blinked. “What are you asking me? How would I know how long I was asleep for?”

Wei Huo thought about it carefully. That’s right. How could sleeping people know how long they had been sleeping? People who had been sleeping for thousands of years acted cool when they woke up. “I’ve been sleeping for thousands of years.” These people must have secretly installed a 1,000-year watch. People who slept alone at night wouldn’t know what time it was if they didn’t check their phones or clocks when they woke up the next day.

Wei Huo asked, “Were there any famous people in your era?”

The little pixie blinked. “Have you heard of Moon Queen Yue Lin?”

Wei Huo shook his head helplessly. “No.”

The little pixie said in disdain, “You’re really ignorant. She’s the Queen who knows everything about this area. Have you never heard of the Moon Clan?”

Wei Huo shook his head again. “It’s been too long. It has disappeared in the river of history.”

The little pixie was confused. “It’s disappeared? You must be talking about the Moon Clan’s language.”

No, that was an automatic translation system.

Indeed, something that had been sleeping for thousands of years had been dug out of the ancient tomb. In the end, the other party still talked in Mandarin. No matter how hard one listened, one would feel that something was amiss. It was obvious that it was just a guise put on by a modern person.

Those tomb raiders were even more obvious. There were even punctuation marks when they dug out the scroll. There were no punctuation marks in ancient times. Have you been deceived?

The little pixie asked a lot of questions and used three or four languages. In the end, she said with certainty, “You grasped the incomplete laws of ‘Speak If You Want To’ and ‘Listen If You Want To’ or you possess the corresponding laws of creation. You are even capable of speaking the lost Divine Language.”

Wei Huo was speechless. These are obviously awesome laws, but why do they sound so low-cla.s.s when described by you?

The little pixie looked at the wooden plaque in Wei Huo’s hand. “What is it? Is my sister the person you met?”

Wei Huo frowned. “They look alike, but it doesn’t seem like it. Maybe not.”

“Tsk! You’ve been wasting my time.” The little pixie pouted. “I thought my sister was reincarnated and lived a second life.”

Wei Huo and the little pixie communicated at the top of the pyramid. The Naga did not dare to speak. They did not dare interrupt the two Legendary-level beings’ meeting.

Wei Huo looked at the beautiful woman in the coffin and said, “Let me tell you something for free. There’s a Dao Scripture on Kunlun Mountain. It can increase one’s soul lifespan after cultivation. Apart from this Dao Scripture, there are also cultivation techniques and spirit fruits that can increase one’s soul lifespan.”

The little pixie blinked and stared at Wei Huo doubtfully. “Are you a 300-year-old grandpa trying to lure a teenage girl like me?”

Wei Huo did not have much of a temper. He was indeed an old man. He could not help but sigh when he saw the 19-year-old girl who was at the peak of the Legendary stage. G.o.d was indeed fair.

They would reach the peak of the Legendary stage before the age of 19. If they had enough lifespan, they would have ruled the world long ago.

Wei Huo said, “If you don’t want to leave, forget it.”

The little pixie sat on Wei Huo’s shoulder and moved her feet around. “Why wouldn’t I leave? This place has been discovered, and it’s no longer suitable for me to sleep here. Of course, I have to leave. Take me to the Dao Scripture with the complete version of the Mystic Yin Ice Soul Skill. If you can find it and increase my lifespan, I’ll be your helper in combat for half a year for every year of increase. I’ll be your fighter for 50 years if you add another 100 years. What do you think?”

At that moment, one of the Naga placed a gem on the wall. The blind old man was shocked. “What are you doing?”

How dare you steal something when a Legendary creature is on the pyramid?

Unexpectedly, the Naga who had stolen the gem sneered. “You Nagas will die here with that savage!”

The Naga tried to anger the Legendary creature and make it destroy everyone present. He did not understand what the little pixie was saying. In his opinion, Wei Huo should not be negotiating with the Legendary-level creature. If he stole a gem now, he would definitely anger the Legendary-level creature.

However, the Naga had miscalculated. The gem in his hand suddenly expanded, and an orange kitten was sealed inside. The gem started shattering, and the Naga threw the gem out of fear. The gem shattered and scattered around. The orange kitten jumped out and landed on the ground.

However, a moment later, the kitten started trembling. The cold aura on its body kept coming out. Wei Huo was familiar with this aura. It was obviously the Mystic Yin Ice Soul Skill. It seemed like it was a kitten frozen by the young girl.

“What’s that?” Wei Huo asked.

The little golden pixie was not angry at all. She said, “That’s a trembling p.u.s.s.y.”

The trembling kitten jumped out and its sharp claws tore the Naga into two. The obedient kitten turned into a cold, cruel predator.

After killing the Naga, it curled up and trembled, looking very cold.

Wei Huo looked around. “What about the various gems on the walls?”

The little pixie said, “These are all creatures who barged into the tomb. Do you see that purple gem? It’s an old Foundation Establishment cultivator who wanted to enter the tomb to find immortality medicine to prolong his life. I thought he was quite pitiful, so I sealed him in ice.”

Wei Huo was speechless.

This was too much…

Wei Huo lifted his head and looked at the glowing ball. The little pixie then said, “This was an extremely greedy roc. It wanted to steal the gem in the tomb, but I caught it. I punished it to provide light here for 10,000 years.”

Wei Huo was speechless. The girl was really cruel. There were at least thousands of gems in the tomb. They had all been frozen by her.

Wei Huo asked, “Are you taking these gems away?”

The little pixie leaped up and left Wei Huo’s shoulder. She said, “I only took this magical item. It has already intertwined its own Dao pattern. This is the tomb of my race.”

As soon as she finished her sentence, the huge pyramid started shrinking. There was a small circle at the bottom of the pyramid. It turned into an upside-down pyramid pendant after it was hooked into the Mithril necklace. The little pixie hung it around her neck.

Wei Huo stared at it for a long time. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that it was like a divine weapon held by a Pharaoh in some made-up game.

Apart from the Dharma treasure, there was also a coffin. The coffin was sealed by the girl’s body and most of her spiritual willpower. The girl had split a small portion of her spiritual willpower to protect herself and the tomb.