Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 147 - Attack! Jupiter II!

Chapter 147: Attack! Jupiter II!

Chapter 147 – Attack! Jupiter II!

j.a.pan, Mount Fuji:

Under the horrified gazes of many tourists, the Life Sphere rolled and bounced down from the top of the mountain, only coming to a stop when it collided with the fence at the foot of the mountain.

Seeing this, Chen Yu, who was hovering high in the sky, immediately turned off the plasma engine and descended.

Boom!

Chen Yu landed heavily with a loud noise, his landing sending dirt and gravel into the air. Cracks had also formed on the tiles he landed on.

Meanwhile, the vibrations his impact caused had spread at least several dozen meters away…

“ウルトラマン! (Ultraman!)”

“それは何ですか? (What’s that?)”

“c.r.a.p? There’s a Superman in j.a.pan?”

“My G.o.d…”

“I know him! He’s Transdimensional Review’s host!”

“Uキャスター?どこの? (Broadcaster? From where?)”

The gathered tourists gasped at Chen Yu’s appearance. And the number of gathered tourists increased, the commotion quickly attracted more than a dozen security guards to the scene.

However, when these security guards saw the cracked bricks beneath Chen Yu, none of them dared to step forward. Hurriedly, they picked up their communicators and called for reinforcements.

Meanwhile, Chen Yu completely ignored the gathered crowd. After patting the dust off his armor, he elegantly walked toward the Life Sphere.

[Forcibly acting cool is the best.]

[I’ll give this act a full score.]

[Are you pretending to be the Terminator?]

[UP is much better than the Terminator. With the 404 gun in hand, who could possibly fight him?]

[There are actually people on site that recognize UP?]

[UP is growing increasingly famous. As a long-time fan, I feel glad.]

[I feel that if UP continues showing off like this, the news media won’t be able to continue suppressing information on him…]

After approaching the Life Sphere, Chen Yu looked through the sphere and observed Nintendo’s representative. Noticing that the other party was winking at him, it was evident that the representative was healthy. Immediately, he opened the sphere’s hatch.

Flush…

After some of the lubricating fluid gushed out of the Life Sphere, the miserable-looking representative climbed out and rubbed his sore back. He then made a 90-degree bow to Chen Yu and said, “Thank you very much!”

“No problem. You guys spent the money,” Chen Yu said, smiling as he raised the Life Sphere and emptied the lubricating fluid inside it. He then asked, “How was it? Was it fun?”

“It was fascinating.”

“In that case, describe your experience to the audience in detail.”

“Hai!” The representative nodded. He then faced forward and earnestly said, “This is a very rare and honored opportunity-”

“Okay!” Chen Yu suddenly applauded and interrupted the other party’s words. “Wonderfully said. I hope I get to interact with you next time.”

“I… Thank you. This is also my wish.”

“Don’t forget the two points I mentioned. Lower the price and improve your gaming hardware.”

“Very well. We will improve ourselves.”

“Nintendo is an excellent company. Do you need me to send you home?”

Hearing this, the representative hurriedly nodded his head and considerately said, “N-No need. This is my home. I’ll go back on my own.”

“Okay. I wish you a happy day.”

“Thank you.”

After picking up the Life Sphere, Chen Yu sent a glance at his surroundings. And any tourists that made eye contact with him would promptly back away in fear.

“This, is a good place.”

After leaving behind a meaningful sentence, Chen Yu activated the plasma engine and soared into the sky, disappearing to the top of Mount Fuji.

“A good place… A good place?”

A dazed look appeared on the representative’s face…

…

After returning to Phoenix Mountain through the Interstellar Portal, Chen Yu could not help but be taken aback when he saw the several dozen villagers before him.

“Those here to watch the fun, please step back. Do not affect the review process,” Chen Yu reminded.

Meanwhile, the tourist whom Chen Yu had previously scared away pointed at him and said, “That’s it! That’s it! That’s the one! Our friend…”

“You’re saying that’s the first alien?”

“This alien is high-tech. It’s actually capable of flying.”

“I told you so. Our Phoenix Mountain is a treasure land. Even aliens are vying for it.”

“The extraterrestrial incident that happened many years ago might be a scout?”

“Maybe they’re starting their relocation…”

After listening to the villagers’ chattering, Chen Yu could not help but laugh. “Interesting.”

[Lololol.]

[They’re treating UP as an alien. How dumb.]

[They’re just misinformed. What’s there to feel superior about?]

[Perhaps, what they’re saying might be the truth.]

[Truth. +1]

Whir…

Just as Chen Yu was about to ignore the villagers and continue with his review, four military helicopters slowly approached from a distance and hovered directly above Phoenix Mountain. Armed soldiers then jumped off the helicopters with the help of ropes.

“The soldiers are here!”

“Helicopters!”

The villagers cheered at the soldiers’ arrival.

“We made a huge achievement this time!”

“We’ll definitely be receiving medals and a 500-yuan reward!”

“The government sure is good. They’re afraid that we’ll get bullied by aliens, so they even specifically deployed troops to protect us.”

Boom, boom, boom…

When the armed soldiers landed, they promptly started driving the villagers away without hesitation.

The villagers: “???”

“Mr. King, the area has been cleared. Those people won’t affect your show anymore.” A minute later, the captain of the soldiers approached Chen Yu and saluted him. “You can continue with your program.”

“Okay, thank you.”

Nodding, Chen Yu stopped paying attention to the villagers and looked toward the two astronauts, asking, “Looking at your outfits, are you planning to go to s.p.a.ce?”

“Yes. We wish to visit one of Jupiter’s moon, Jupiter II.”

“Jupiter II?”

“Yes.” The two astronauts nodded earnestly.

“I know what you’re trying to do.” Chen Yu’s eyes glowed with excitement and realization. Without hesitation, he took out two items from his backplate’s storage.

One was the glove for his right hand.

The other was the High-frequency Lightsaber.

“I’m definitely partic.i.p.ating in this interesting endeavor. Let’s go.” After saying so, Chen Yu put on his armored glove and approached the Interstellar Portal to establish a spatial link with Jupiter’s second moon.

Meanwhile, with the surrounding soldiers’ help, the two astronauts squeezed into the Life Sphere and tightly shut the hatch.

Buzz!

As the spatial link was established, a world of black and white appeared beyond the arch.

“Will your suits be fine?” Chen Yu asked skeptically as he picked up the Life Sphere. “That place is considerably cold. Don’t die.”

“This s.p.a.cesuit is made of a double-layer aluminum-plated polyimide film with a special neoprene sealing layer inside, which provides good heat insulation. Thank you for your concern.”

“But…” In a low tone, Chen Yu asked, “Aren’t your s.p.a.cesuits a little too light? Where’s the outer protective cover?”

After a moment of silence, one of the astronauts pulled at the outer nylon layer of his s.p.a.cesuit and said, “…We only have this.”

[This is the spirit of dedication!]

[I’m tearing up. What about you guys?]

[I’m crying.]

[I’m crying.]

[I covered my mouth to prevent myself from crying, as well as beatbox while I’m at it.]

[I heard there’s life inside Jupiter II?]

[This is a good move from the government. Jupiter II’s surface consists entirely of a frozen ocean. There’s a high chance that life exists within it.]

[Jupiter II is very geologically active. The temperature below the frozen surface is relatively high.]

[Isn’t the ice layer very thick? How do they plan on breaking through it?]

[It should be enough to just take some ice samples from the surface. Moreover, you can survey the ocean below with the right equipment.]

[Didn’t you see UP taking out his 40-meter cleaver?]

Chen Yu stood in place and gave the two astronauts a deep look. He then shrugged and said, “You guys really have guts. Fine, then. Pay attention to your safety. I’m very interested in this activity, so I’ll help out.”

After Chen Yu said so, under the gaze of several dozen armed soldiers and the livestream’s one million viewers, he stepped through the Interstellar Portal and instantly crossed over a distance of 700 million kilometers, arriving on the frozen Jupiter II…

Boom!

After setting the sphere down, Chen Yu stepped back and stretched out his hand, saying, “Please start your performance.”

Inside the sphere, after the two astronauts exchanged one last look with each other, they pulled down the sealing layer of their helmets and activated their life support system. They then decisively opened the hatch and exited the sphere!