What If I Can't Die? Chapter 605 - 605 You're Not Human (1)

Chapter 605 - 605 You're Not Human (1)

605 You’re Not Human (1)

Didn’t he just ascend? How did a docile immortal bird like the Immortal Crane offend him and get eaten?

“Wah ah, you dog immortal, dead immortal, pig immortal!”

The Black Water Mystic Snake cursed and cursed at Song s.h.i.+. The mucus in its mouth almost sprayed onto Song s.h.i.+’s body.

Song s.h.i.+ glanced at the Black Water Mystic Snake’s tongue. “Your mouth is so smelly, but your tongue looks quite delicious.”

When the latter heard this, he hurriedly shut up, but Song s.h.i.+ had already attacked.

A cold light flickered. Before it shut up, it cut off a piece of its tongue. Immediately, blood spewed out, causing the Black Water Mystic Snake to cry out in pain and stop speaking.

Song s.h.i.+ held the broken tongue and sized it up. The Black Water Mystic Snake was too huge. Even if it was only a tongue, it was still very huge for him. It was enough for him to eat a huge meal.

After having a portion of its tongue cut off, the Black Water Mystic Snake was completely frightened. The entire snake was in a bad state and hurriedly distanced itself from Song s.h.i.+.

However, the Law Chains on its body restricted its movements, and could only move within a certain range of the Heavenly Prison. It could not escape Song s.h.i.+ at all.

Song s.h.i.+ ignored this special food and smiled at w.a.n.g Dong. “Brother w.a.n.g, do you want some braised tongue?”

“Uh, I haven’t eaten for tens of thousands of years. I don’t have such a hobby.” w.a.n.g Dong shook his head.

“Try it. It must be delicious.”

Song s.h.i.+ walked to the house beside the Heavenly Prison and took out some kitchen utensils. Bones turned into knives and removed the tongue moss and other things, leaving only the softest meat.

Then, he took out the braised food and cut the tongue into pieces before putting them into the pot. He added the spiritual spring water and began to braise the meat. The remaining portion was sliced and marinated with sauce, preparing to stir-fry the snake tongue in red oil.

w.a.n.g Dong was in a daze as he watched from the side. Facing various pots, pans, sauces, vinegar, salt, and other condiments, he said speechlessly, “Brother Song, you’re an immortal. Why are you so well-equipped? You’re like a mortal chef.”

“Why? There are no immortal chefs in the Immortal Court?”

Song s.h.i.+ did not think that there was anything wrong with it.

“Yes, they are all serving the big shots. They will also make some immortal delicacies at some grand banquets.”

w.a.n.g Dong nodded. “However, ordinary immortals basically don’t have someone like you.”

“Then I’m not normal.”

Song s.h.i.+ pursed his lips. “People need to eat. If I don’t eat a meal, I’ll be starving. I’ve already become an immortal, so I naturally have to enjoy more delicious food. Otherwise, what’s the point of living forever?”

“That makes sense.”

w.a.n.g Dong agreed and looked at Song s.h.i.+’s pot. “Is this pot a Dharma treasure you specially refined?”

“Yes, only Dharma treasures can cook the flesh and blood of these demons.”

Song s.h.i.+ nodded. His refining methods were basically only used to refine kitchenware.

He used another wok to add lard. This lard came from the pig demon and smelled very fragrant. Under the heat of the Sun Immortal Fire, it quickly boiled.

Chi.

When the marinated tongue slices were placed in the pot, there was immediately the sound of frying. An even richer fragrance of meat emerged.

Song s.h.i.+ waved his hand and released the Law of s.p.a.ce, creating a separate s.p.a.ce around him to prevent the sound and fragrance from spreading too far.

w.a.n.g Dong swallowed his saliva and could not help but say, “It smells so good. It looks much better than those immortal chefs.”

“Why? Can’t an unorthodox person like me compare to a professional?” Song s.h.i.+ smiled.

“Maybe it’s because of the difference in taste. Immortal chefs make light food that focuses on nouris.h.i.+ng health and nouris.h.i.+ng vitality. It’s not this taste.”

w.a.n.g Dong felt it was not easy to judge.

“This one’s more like a firework.”

Song s.h.i.+ stir-fried it a few times and slapped the wok. The snake meat immediately landed on the plate.

“Eat?”

Song s.h.i.+ looked at the drooling w.a.n.g Dong with a faint smile.

“I have wine.”

w.a.n.g Dong was embarra.s.sed to eat for free and directly took out a pot of immortal wine.

Song s.h.i.+’s eyes lit up. He had never drunk immortal wine before. He threw out two wine bowls. “Come, eat meat in big mouthfuls and drink wine in big mouthfuls.”

“Hehe, alright!”

w.a.n.g Dong poured the wine pot. Bejeweled nectar flowed out of the small wine pot. The rich fragrance of wine filled the air and the flowing water seemed endless.

“This is the Drunken Immortal Wine of the Drunken Immortal Inn. It’s big and full, but don’t drink too much. We still have something to do.”

w.a.n.g Dong introduced.

“Then this is a real Drunken Immortal Wine. I have to try it properly.”

Song s.h.i.+ picked it up impolitely and took a big sip. His eyes lit up even more as he took a breath of alcohol. “Good wine!”

“F*ck!”

The two of them enjoyed it to their heart’s content.

After eating the tongue, Song s.h.i.+ came to the Heavenly Prison again.

“What… what else do you want to do?”

“Continue to dig out some meat and eat all the meat that has been cooked by lightning.”

Song s.h.i.+ said righteously, “We can’t waste it, right?”

“…”

The Black Water Mystic Snake gritted its teeth. “I’ll take it that you’re helping me deal with the necrotic flesh.”

“You’re welcome.”

“…”

The Black Water Mystic Snake swore that it would definitely eat this dead human in the future.

Song s.h.i.+ tapped his fingers and sword Qi surged. He accurately removed the cooked meat and acc.u.mulated a large pile.

“Yes, it’s enough to eat for a while. I’ll eat it medium-well next time.” Song s.h.i.+ muttered.

“Don’t go overboard.”

The Black Water Mystic Snake was indignant.

“Half-cooked flesh is considered necrotic. You have to get rid of it, right? This way, you can recover faster.”

Song s.h.i.+ said, “In that case, I should get rid of all your half-cooked meat. You don’t have to thank me.”

Sword light flickered and landed on the Black Water Mystic Snake’s wound, digging out a portion of the bloodstained flesh. The pain was so excruciating that the latter trembled violently.

“Thank you so much!”

The Black Water Mystic Snake cursed, “You’re not human!”

“I’m a human, a snake-eater.”

Song s.h.i.+ corrected him, “Have you heard of sc.r.a.ping bones to heal your injuries? I’ll help you dig out the broken flesh. It’ll help your injuries heal.”

As he spoke, he sealed the mountain of snake meat.

This guy was too big. Even the meat he cut off was enough for him to eat for a long time. Sealing it was beneficial for preservation.

After cooking some snake meat and eating and drinking with w.a.n.g Dong, he stood at the entrance of the Heavenly Prison and chatted.

w.a.n.g Dong told Song s.h.i.+ about the situation of this stronghold. Song s.h.i.+ asked as he listened and quickly gained an understanding of this Lightning Punishment Platform.

This stronghold was located in the Chaotic Sea Region of the East Continent. There were mainly islands of various sizes nearby.

Of course, although they were called islands, their surface area was actually comparable to continents. However, compared to the Immortal G.o.ds, these continents were similar to ordinary islands.

The Chaotic Sea Region got its name because of the chaos. The forces inside were complicated and it was a relatively difficult area to manage.

According to w.a.n.g Dong, there were many things in the vicinity and there was little remuneration. It was easy for it to be strenuous and unrewarding. It was not a peaceful place.

Song s.h.i.+ felt that this place was not bad. The more chaotic it was, the more room for him to show off.

After the exchange, w.a.n.g Dong went to do his own thing. Song s.h.i.+ also began to familiarize himself with the usage of the Heavenly Prison and the Lightning Punishment Token.

Therefore, the Black Water Mystic Snake became the experimental subject. Thunder rumbled non-stop as all kinds of Lightning Punishment methods were used on it.

When he was tired and hungry from casting spells, Song s.h.i.+ ate snake meat and made full use of this big demon.

In the beginning, the Black Water Mystic Snake could still curse. Later on, it did not even have the strength to curse. After half a month, it became on the verge of death. Its originally burly body was forcefully emaciated by Song s.h.i.+, and there was not much skin and flesh left on its body. It was especially miserable.