I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool Chapter 328: Evolution Time, Baby!

Chapter 328: Evolution Time, Baby!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

It seemed that his global ranking had fallen significantly after the Netherworld Gate was opened.

However, w.a.n.g Mang was not too fussed about this, as he could now evolve five times in a row for sure, and the other rewards might allow him to evolve even further 1

Just wait!

He would catch up to them again!

If he could evolve seven times in a row, he would reach the 8,000-year mark! He might even be able to break into the top 50 ranks!

Well, it was time to get cracking…

He took out the two half-step land-immortal-level heavenly treasures from his storage s.p.a.ce, which he had received from the Lord of the Eighteen h.e.l.ls and the white-haired old man respectively.

Moments later, he swallowed both of them, and felt an immense amount of power surge into his body.

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has successfully devoured a 8,900-year-old Black Soul Demonic Lotus!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 12 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has successfully devoured a Nine Spirits Immortal Peach!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 12 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Evolution conditions met. Begin evolution?]

“No!”

“System, open a diamond treasure chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully opened a diamond treasure chest!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 400 million evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a premium-quality doll!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a bottle of insecticide!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained an antique chamber pot!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained one of Pan Jinlian’s undergarments!]

(T/N: Pan Jinlian is a fictional character in the 17th-century Chinese novel Jin Ping Mei, and a minor character in Water Margin, one of the Four Great Cla.s.sical Novels of Chinese literature. She is an archetypal femme fatale and one of the most notorious villainesses of cla.s.sical Chinese culture.

w.a.n.g Mang was completely dumbfounded.

F*ck! Were diamond treasure chests so c.r.a.ppy?

He actually received so many trash items!

What was the use of giving him these things?

This d.a.m.n diamond treasure chest was a counterfeit product! It had to be!

Was this a bad time to open rewards?

Ugh…

Fino then…

He would evolve first! However, he would only use his evolution value to do so. The five free evolution opportunities had to be saved for later to maximize their value.

“System. Begin evolving, but only use the evolution value to do so!”

[Ding! 16 billion evolution value has been successfully deducted! Beginning evolution..]

[Ding! 19 billion evolution value has been successfully deducted! Beginning evolution…]

Soon after, w.a.n.g Mang lost consciousness in the midst of his double evolution.

Four hours later, he woke up, and the first thing he did was to check his status information.

“System, display my status information!”

[Host: w.a.n.g Mang]

[Species: Six-winged Three-headed Python (Adult)]

[Cultivation: 7,500 years (Demon Emperor-level)]

[Physique: 212 meters long, 9.7 meters wide, 2.5 million kg]

[Combat Strength: Bite Force: 2.5 million kg, Speed: 130 km/h]

[Skills: Corrosive Poison, Steel Body, Super Self-Healing, Underwater Breathing, Bloodthirsty Rage, Myriad Boast Intimidation, Wishful Shrinking.]

[Divine Powers: King’s Enslavement, Soul Control Seal, Regeneration, Destruction Laser, Flames of Destruction, Eternal Frost, Heaven and Earth, Bone Spur, Lightning Spell, World Walk.]

[Special: Storage s.p.a.ce, Information Detection, Free Divine Power Upgrade xt, Skill Fusion Card xi, Divine Power Wheel of Fortune xi, Randomized Wheel of Fortune X3, Top-grade Gacha X3, Diamond Treasure Chest X2, Free Evolution X5-J

[Mall: Activated]

[Luck value: 88 (Draconic Luck)]

[Evolution Value: 2 billion/22 billion]

[Current Ranking: 86th on the global ranking list of experts.]

w.a.n.g Mang nodded in satisfaction. Surprisingly, his weight and bite force had increased by a million kilograms!

He wondered what sort of metals he could chew through now…

Feeling better about himself, he decided to resume opening rewards.

There was only half a month left until the advent of the apocalypse, and he had to take every opportunity that came his way to become stronger.

The stronger he was, the safer he would be!

Surely his luck had taken a change for the better now, right?

Thinking this, w.a.n.g Mang chanted in his heart, “System, open another diamond treasure chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully opened a diamond treasure chest!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]