I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool Chapter 398: Harvest Time

Chapter 398: Harvest Time

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

After looking through his status information, w.a.n.g Mang felt rather optimistic. He had one evolution ready and waiting, and had a number of treasure chests that should allow him to obtain enough evolution value to evolve once more, and thus reach the land immortal level.

Thinking this, w.a.n.g Mang no longer hesitated.

“System, open the Silver Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Silver Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1.5 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained an 18-SX video!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a children’s dance video!]

Sigh…

It was a 50:50 outcome…

50% trash, and 50% evolution value.

Seeing this, w.a.n.g Mang could only console himself that at least his bad luck had kicked in for the worst treasure chest. After shaking his head helplessly and adjusting his state of mind, w.a.n.g Mang pressed on.

“System, open the Golden Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Golden Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of spicy chips!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion Evolution Points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a lighter!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 one-time Prize Card!]

[Remarks: Upon use, allows the host to choose any prize from a Wheel of

Fortune. There will be a 100% chance of winning the chosen prize!]

h.e.l.l yeah!

Excluding the fifth prize, it was still a 50:50 outcome, but the Prize Card made everything worth it.

If he used it on one of those Wheel of Fortunes that had outlandish prizes, he would hit the jackpot!

Not bad, not bad!

He had already acc.u.mulated 100 billion evolution value.

Moreover, there were still two more Diamond Treasure Chests that had yet to be opened. It seemed that things were looking up.

Thinking this, w.a.n.g Mang muttered, “System, open a Diamond Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Diamond Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 9 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! [Obtained demon emperor-level heavenly treasure X5i]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a high-quality frying pan!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a bottle of premium grade lube!]

Nice!

The odds had s.h.i.+fted in his favor. Not including the demon emperor-level heavenly treasures, he had gained 20 million evolution value.

That being said, the five demon emperor-level heavenly treasures were already dispensable to him. However, they could be used by his father or his subordinates.

At this point, w.a.n.g Mang felt that this system was slightly perverted. Otherwise, why would it keep sending him items he would never use as a snake?

In any case, with a 120 billion evolution value in the bag, w.a.n.g Mang was confident in his chances. It was time to wrap things up.

“System, open the other Diamond Treasure Chest!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a Beggars’ Gang’s Dog Beating Staff!]

(T/N: A weapon famously wielded by Hong Qigong in Jin Yong’s wuxia novel, Legend of the Condor Heroes. The owner of the staff is also recognized as the chief of the Beggars’ Gang.)

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of lollipops!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained an Emperor’s chamber pot!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 billion evolution value!]

F*ck! F*ck!

The first three prizes had him cursing and howling, but thankfully, his luck took a turn for the better after the final three prizes were announced.

With 150 billion evolution value, he felt that his ascension to the land immortal level was a sealed deal.

w.a.n.g Mang was so excited that he even had the urge to throw his head back and laugh.

He would finally join the other land immortals and become one of the pinnacle experts on Earth!

Then, it would be possible to complete his mission and slay that local deity!