Entertainments for Home, Church and School Part 23
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Why does it take it out again? For sundry reasons.
What vegetable products are the most important in history? Dates.
Why is the letter W like a maid of honor? Because it is always in waiting.
What letter is always invisible, yet never out of sight? The letter S.
Why is the letter F like a cow's tail? Because it is the end of beef.
On which side of a pitcher is the handle? The outside.
What is higher and handsomer when the head is off? Your pillow.
Why is a pig in a parlor like a house on fire? Because the sooner it is put out the better.
What is the keynote to good breeding? B natural.
What is it that walks with its head downwards? A nail in a shoe.
Why is a lame dog like a schoolboy adding six and seven together?
Because he puts down three and carries one.
Why is the Brooklyn Bridge like merit? Because it is very often pa.s.sed over.
What did Adam first plant in the Garden of Eden? His foot.
What is Majesty, deprived of its externals? A jest.
How would you make a thin man fat? Throw him out of a second story window and let him come down plump.
What is the difference between a young maid of sixteen and an old maid of eighty? One is happy and careless and the other is cappy and hairless.
When was fruit known to use bad language? When the first apple cursed the first pair.
If a man gets up on a donkey, where should he get down? From a swan's breast.
What is lengthened by being cut at both ends? A ditch.
"I am what I am; I am not what I follow. If I were what I follow, I should not be what I am." What is it? A footman.
Which is the strongest day of the week? Sunday. All the others are weak days.
THE END.
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