Many Cargoes Part 18
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"Hurry up," said Tommy, dancing with impatience. "Hurry up."
The skipper, dazed and wild-eyed, stood still while his two a.s.sistants hastily dressed him, bickering somewhat about details as they did so.
"He ought to be tight-laced, I tell you," said the man.
"He can't be tight-laced without stays," said Tommy scornfully. "You ought to know that."
"Ho, can't he," said the other, discomfited. "You know too much for a young-un. Well, put a bit o' line round 'im then."
"We can't wait for a line," said Tommy, who was standing on tip-toe to tie the skipper's bonnet on. "Now tie the scarf over his chin to hide his beard, and put this veil on. It's a good job he ain't got a moustache."
The other complied, and then fell back a pace or two to gaze at his handiwork. "Strewth, though I sees it as shouldn't, you look a treat!"
he remarked complacently. "Now, young-un, take 'old of his arm. Go up the back streets, and if you see anybody looking at you, call 'im Mar."
The two set off, after the man, who was a born realist, had tried to s.n.a.t.c.h a kiss from the skipper on the threshold. Fortunately for the success of the venture, it was pelting with rain, and, though a few people gazed curiously at the couple as they went hastily along, they were unmolested, and gained the wharf in safety, arriving just in time to see the schooner shoving off from the side.
At the sight the skipper held up his skirts and ran. "Ahoy!" he shouted.
"Wait a minute."
The mate gave one look of blank astonishment at the extraordinary figure, and then turned away; but at that moment the stern came within jumping distance of the wharf, and uncle and nephew, moved with one impulse leaped for it and gained the deck in safety.
"Why didn't you wait when I hailed you?" demanded the skipper fiercely.
"How was I to know it was you?" inquired the mate surlily, as he realised his defeat. "I thought it was the Empress of Roos.h.i.+a."
The skipper stared at him dumbly.
"An' if you take my advice," said the mate, with a sneer, "you'll keep them things on. I never see you look so well in anything afore."
"I want to borrow some o' your clothes, Bob," said the skipper, eyeing him steadily.
"Where's your own?" asked the other.
"I don't know," said the skipper. "I was took with a fit last night, Bob, and when I woke up this morning they were gone. Somebody must have took advantage of my helpless state and taken 'em."
"Very likely," said the mate, turning away to shout an order to the crew, who were busy setting sail.
"Where are they, old man?" inquired the skipper.
"How should I know?" asked the other, becoming interested in the men again.
"I mean YOUR clothes," said the skipper, who was fast losing his temper.
"Oh, mine?" said the mate. "Well, as a matter o' fact, I don't like lending my clothes. I'm rather pertickler. You might have a fit in THEM."
"You won't lend 'em to me?" asked the skipper.
"I won't," said the mate, speaking loudly, and frowning significantly at the crew, who were listening.
"Very good," said the skipper. "Ted, come here. Where's your other clothes?"
"I'm very sorry, sir," said Ted, s.h.i.+fting uneasily from one leg to the other, and glancing at the mate for support; "but they ain't fit for the likes of you to wear, sir." "I'm the best judge of that," said the skipper sharply. "Fetch 'em up."
"Well, to tell the truth, sir," said Ted, "I'm like the mate. I'm only a poor sailor-man, but I wouldn't lend my clothes to the Queen of England."
"You fetch up them clothes," roared the skipper s.n.a.t.c.hing off his bonnet and flinging it on the deck. "Fetch 'em up at once. D'ye think I'm going about in these petticuts?"
"They're my clothes," muttered Ted doggedly.
"Very well, then, I'll have Bill's," said the skipper. "But mind you, my lad, I'll make you pay for this afore I've done with you. Bill's the only honest man aboard this s.h.i.+p. Gimme your hand, Bill, old man."
"I'm with them two," said Bill gruffly, as he turned away.
The skipper, biting his lips with fury, turned from one to the other, and then, with a big oath, walked forward. Before he could reach the fo'c'sle Bill and Ted dived down before him, and, by the time he had descended, sat on their chests side by side confronting him. To threats and appeals alike they turned a deaf ear, and the frantic skipper was compelled at last to go on deck again, still enc.u.mbered with the hated skirts.
"Why don't you go an' lay down," said the mate, "an' I'll send you down a nice cup o' hot tea. You'll get histericks, if you go on like that."
"I'll knock your 'ead off if you talk to me," said the skipper.
"Not you," said the mate cheerfully; "you ain't big enough. Look at that pore fellow over there."
The skipper looked in the direction indicated, and, swelling with impotent rage, shook his fist fiercely at a red-faced man with grey whiskers, who was wafting innumerable tender kisses from the bridge of a pa.s.sing steamer.
"That's right," said the mate approvingly; "don't give 'im no encouragement. Love at first sight ain't worth having."
The skipper, suffering severely from suppressed emotion, went below, and the crew, after waiting a little while to make sure that he was not coming up again, made their way quietly to the mate.
"If we can only take him to Battlesea in this rig it'll be all right,"
said the latter. "You chaps stand by me. His slippers and sou'-wester is the only clothes he's got aboard. Chuck every needle you can lay your hands on overboard, or else he'll git trying to make a suit out of a piece of old sail or something. If we can only take him to Mr. Pearson like this, it won't be so bad after all."
While these arrangements were in hand above, the skipper and the boy were busy over others below. Various startling schemes propounded by the skipper for obtaining possession of his men's attire were rejected by the youth as unlawful, and, what was worse, impracticable. For a couple of hours they discussed ways and means, but only ended in diatribes against the mean ways of the crew; and the skipper, whose head ached still from his excesses, fell into a state of sullen despair at length, and sat silent.
"By Jove, Tommy, I've got it," he cried suddenly, starting up and hitting the table with his fist. "Where's your other suit?"
"That ain't no bigger that this one," said Tommy.
"You git it out," said the skipper, with a knowing toss of his head.
"Ah, there we are. Now go in my state-room and take those off."
The wondering Tommy, who thought that great grief had turned his kinsman's brain, complied, and emerged shortly afterwards in a blanket, bringing his clothes under his arm.
"Now, do you know what I'm going to do?" inquired the skipper, with a big smile.
"No."
"Fetch me the scissors, then. Now do you know what I'm going to do?"
"Cut up the two suits and make 'em into one," hazarded the horror-stricken Tommy. "Here, stop it! Leave off!"
Many Cargoes Part 18
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