John Bull, Junior Part 17
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"As soon as you _have been_ born, you _are_ born."
"Therefore all these verbs _arriver_, _naitre_, _venir_, _sortir_, _partir_, etc., are conjugated with _etre_."
"By this reasoning, with _courir_ (to run) you get an absurdity. 'As soon as you _have_ run you _are_ run' is an absurdity. Therefore _courir_, expressing only an action, not a state, takes _avoir_."
Yes, boys will understand all that, and nothing gives them more pleasure than having their minds satisfied with a little explanatory food. I have seen rays of happy satisfaction flas.h.i.+ng over scores of young faces as they got hold of these facts.
For the same reason, reflexive verbs are conjugated with _etre_, because they also express that a state is enjoyed as soon as the action is over.
"As soon as you _have_ washed yourself you _are_ washed--if you have done it properly, of course."
Tell the boys so, and they will laugh, and they will understand you, and they will be grateful to you.
I could give hundreds of instances in which a few explanatory words would settle grammatical facts in boys' minds; but, although I am tempted at almost every page to turn this book into a cla.s.s--book, I must bear in mind that my aim is not to instruct, and pa.s.s on.
IX.
HOW TO BE HAPPY THOUGH A SCHOOL-MASTER.--SUGGESTIONS AND HINTS FOR THE CLa.s.s-ROOM.--BOYS ON HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY.--"MAXIMS" AND "WISE THOUGHTS."--ADVICE TO THOSE ABOUT TO TEACH.--"SIR," AND NOT "MOSSOO."
--"FRAULEINS" AND "MADEMOISELLES."--"CHECK" YOUR LOVE FOR BOYS.--NO CREDIT.--WE ARE ALL LIABLE TO MAKE MISTAKES.--I GET AN INSIGHT INTO "STOCKS."
I know masters who spend their time looking at their books with their heads downwards, and who only occasionally lift them up to say to a boisterous cla.s.s:
"Now then, now then!"
They might as well tell the boys: "Just take a minute's rest, my dears, will you? In a moment I shall be looking at my desk again, then you will be able to go on."
Face the boys, or you will be nowhere.
Always be lively. If you once let the boys go to sleep, you will never wake them up again.
Always look the same in face and person. Your moustache curtailed, your whiskers shaved, or the usual shape of your coat altered, will cause a revolution in your cla.s.s.
Never show your temper if you have one, and keep the changes of your temperature for the benefit of your wife and family. If you once show your boys that they have enough power to disturb your equilibrium and interfere with your happiness, it is for them a victory, the results of which they will always make you feel.
If you are annoyed by a boy constantly chatting with his neighbors, see if he has a brother in the cla.s.s. If he has, place them side by side, and peace will be restored. Brothers will sometimes quarrel in cla.s.s, but have a quiet chat together, never.
Never overpraise clever boys, or they will never do another stroke of work. Never snub the dull ones; you don't know that it is not out of modesty that they will not s.h.i.+ne over their schoolfellows.
Never ask young English public schoolboys any questions on history that may be suggested to you by the proper names you will come across in the text. Their knowledge of history[10] does not go much beyond the certainty that Shakespeare was not a great Roman warrior, although his connection with Julius Caesar, Antony, and Coriola.n.u.s keep a good many still undecided as to the times he lived in.
[10] _I mean "modern history," for although public school-boys know little or nothing of Marlborough and Wellington, they could write volumes about Pericles, Scipio, and Hannibal. Ask them something about the Reform Bill, the Repeal of the Corn Laws, or the causes which led to American Independence, and you will have little essays worth inserting in a comic paper._
Ask them under whose reign Ben Jonson flourished, and you will be presented by them with a general survey of English history from the Norman Conquest to the reign of Her Most Gracious Majesty Queen Victoria. A good many will also take the opportunity of making a show of their knowledge of literary history (the temptation is irresistible), and add that he was a great man who wrote a good dictionary, and was once kept waiting for a long time in Lord Chesterfield's antechamber, "which he did not like." Boys are generally good at historical anecdotes, a remnant of their early training.
We once had to put into French the following sentence:
"Frederick the Great of Prussia had the portrait of the young Emperor in every room of his Sans-Souci Palace, and being asked the reason why he thus honored the portrait of his greatest enemy, answered that the Emperor was a busy, enterprising young monarch, and that he found it necessary always to have an eye upon him."
I asked the cla.s.s who this Emperor was that Frederick the Great seemed to fear so much, and I obtained many answers, including Alexander the Great and most well-known imperial rulers down to Napoleon the First; but not one named Joseph II. of Austria.
Another time we were translating a piece of Ma.s.sillon, taken from his celebrated _Pet.i.t Careme_.
When we came to the following pa.s.sage, in his sermon on _Flattery_: "The Lord," once said the holy King, "shall cut off all flattering lips, and the tongue that speaketh proud things," I asked the boys, who, by-the-bye, were referred in the notes to Psalm xii. 3, who was this holy King mentioned by Ma.s.sillon?
The first answer was "Charles I." The second was "Saint Louis," and I should not probably have received the proper answer if I had not expressed my astonishment at finding that n.o.body in the cla.s.s seemed to know who wrote the Psalms.
Even after this remark of mine, many boys remained silent; but at last one timidly suggested "David."
He did not seem to be quite sure.
"This," I thought to myself at the time, "is hardly an encouragement to make children read the Bible twice a day from the time they can spell."
The knowledge of geography is not more widespread than the knowledge of history among these same boys. So, if you have no time to waste don't ask them where places are.
They know where England is; they know more or less precisely the position of India, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the Cape of Good Hope, and such other spots of the earth as are marked in red on the maps published in England.
France, Russia, Germany, Austria, Italy, Spain, Turkey, they could after a few hesitations find out on the map of Europe, but as they are not marked in red, their patriotism prevents them from taking any more interest in these countries.
France, however, is rather interesting to them as being a part of the globe in which the French irregular verbs come by nature.
Never expect any thanks for all the trouble you have taken over your pupils.
When boys succeed in their examinations, it is owing to their intelligence and industry; when they fail, it is owing to the bad teaching of their masters. Boys can do no wrong; get this well engraven on your minds.
When a boy laughs at a mistake made by a schoolfellow, do not believe that he does so out of contempt, and that he knows better. Ask him for the answer immediately, and he will be as quiet as you please.
If you observe him a little, you will see that he never begins to laugh before you have declared the answer of his schoolfellow to be wrong; he would never know himself.
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