Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 12.2

Chapter 12.2 - You're so pretty, so so pretty 1

[World] Parting song: F****, little Tang poem, your guts have gotten bigger. To actually talk badly about little Su’s face in front of her face, awesome!

Now Tang Xiao couldn’t even deny.

This couple teleporting skill really was an easy way for Su Muzhe to beat her up.

He didn’t even have to look at coordinates, just hit a key combination and immediately get sent to her.

However, at this time, Tang Xiao was still stuck complimenting herself pa.s.sionately.

How could she even notice that Su Muzhe was online?

Once she finished speaking, Su Muzhe had already raised a sword and come rus.h.i.+ng towards her.

[World] Tang poem: Su Muzhe! I’m telling you! Even if you stab me to death today, I definitely won’t feel like you’re prettier than Tang Xiao! I don’t care! Tang Xiao’s the prettiest!

Agreeing to her request, Su Muzhe used a sword to stab her to death.

[World] Millions of lolis: Stab you to death? Use what to stab you?

[World] This emperor: Aiyo, f***, your reputation for being perverted really isn’t fake. I really admire you, I really do.

[World] Tang poem: That’s not the important part. The important part is, how pretty Tang Xiao is! F***, Su Muzhe! If you hit me again, I’m calling the police! （╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴

[World] Parting song: The police won’t get here in time. Call the ambulance instead.

[World] Su Muzhe: The ambulance won’t get here in time. Wait for them to collect your corpse instead.

[World] Tang poem: QAQ, Tang Xiao’s still the prettiest!

Su Muzhe then began to do what he always had to do everyday --- slash that book of little Tang poems.

Tang Xiao ran around wildly all around the world but Su Muzhe used the couple’s skill to teleport to her side in seconds to do the most brutal case of domestic violence.

[Guild] July: Little Tang poem, I reckon you can act spoiled to Su Muzhe, give in a little to let him help you make the ma.s.ses rise.

[Guild] Tang poem: He’s currently busy chasing me to kill me. If he wants to help me, I’ll livestream me eating ~ p.o.o.p!

After saying that phrase, Su Muzhe coincidentally just finished killing her.

On the screen, the female enchantress weakly fell to the ground.

The male character to the side emotionlessly raised his sword and cleanly placed it back in his back sheath.

[World] Su Muzhe: If everybody’s free, could they please vote for Tang Xiao, thank you.

If a person’s life had four seasons, then, before this year, Tang Xiao’s life was spring.

After meeting Su Muzhe, and deciding to raise that dog Su Muzhe, her whole life was winter!

Tang Xiao felt like she was about to become famous!

Don’t even say Su Bai, she felt she was about to become even more famous than Mu Cheng.

She might actually be the first female celebrity to become famous by livestreaming herself eating p.o.o.p.

The act of getting hit in the face was too fast as Tang Xiao looked at the text speech a few times.

What kind of sin did she commit!

Did Su Muzhe really have to be so harsh and kill every single last one?!

First, it was that dumb husky called Su Muzhe that livestreamed itself eating p.o.o.p in front of her.

Now, she had to livestream herself eating p.o.o.p in front of an online Su Muzhe.

There was a saying that goes, what goes around comes around.

[Guild] July: Little Tang poem! Are you going to broadcast! I’ve already prepared myself! Come!

[Guild] Tang poem: …..

[Guild] Millions of lolis: I just told Su Muzhe that if he helps you move the ma.s.ses to vote for Tang Xiao, you’ll livestream yourself eating p.o.o.p~ Who knew that he’d move people so fast!

[Guild] Tang poem: …..

Life is so hopeless, there is no meaning to life ……

[World] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, I’m waiting for you~

When the time came to lower her head, Tang Xiao definitely wouldn’t.

What is having a conscience?!

What is having dignity?!

She didn’t even need face!

[World] Tang poem: If revenge breeds revenge, will there ever be an end to it? Wife, I shouldn’t have laughed at you and called you ugly. Let’s make up. It’s fine if you’re ugly, I’m blind!

What was called “shooting yourself in the foot”? This was it!

Su Muzhe finally realised that Tang Xiao had the ability to: when you thought she’d reached her max potential for courting death, she’d definitely raise you one higher~

One higher than the last, to the point where you couldn’t even react.

The sword that he’d just put it in his back was whipped out again already.

Su Muzhe didn’t even want to say another word before throwing a few spells her way.

[World] Tang poem: Wife! Let’s talk it out.

[World] Su Muzhe: Talk about the details of you livestreaming yourself eating p.o.o.p?

[World] Tang poem: Wife! Love me a bit more!

[World] Parting song: Little poem, you know that phrase, what goes around comes around.

[World] Tang poem: I know, I know. I’m currently deeply understanding it. T_T in the future, I definitely won’t say that I’ll livestream myself eating p.o.o.p ever again~

[World] Millions of lolis: You can say you’ll livestream f***ing a dog.

Tang Xiao silently looked behind her, at the diligent and never-slacking dumb husky that was ripping up paper behind her with an expression that looked like she wanted to cry but had no tears.

The dumb husky felt her gaze and immediately clamped its tail between its legs with an alert expression on its face.

Tang Xiao: !!!!!!!!! F***, don’t freak out! Don’t act as if I’ll actually do something to do you!

Dumb husky: bark, bark, bark, bark. (tragic dog’s fate)

[World] Tang Xiao: Good deeds have good rewards, evil deeds have retribution. It’s not that it hasn’t been repaid, it’s just that the time isn’t write. (T-T)

[World] Parting song: No, no, no. You don’t understand. It’s not even then yet. One day, you’ll know that having water in your brain, will one day become the tears that flow out of your eyes. Be good, don’t cry. There’ll be plenty of time in the future for you to cry.

[World] Tang poem: …..

It was only a very long time later that Tang Xiao finally realised the meaning of this phrase.

But it was a pity that at that time, there was too much water in her head already, her brain had already been soaked bad!

TL note:

QAQ is a crying emoji