Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 13.2

Chapter 13.2 - You’re so pretty, so so pretty 2

She lowered her head to look at her chest, and thought, if she already didn’t want, then she didn’t need morals either!

“I understand now!!!!!” As if she’d reached enlightenment, her spirit became clear as she hung up and yelled.

From her mouth, words tumbled out in a mess.

[World] Tang poem: Tang Xiao’s chest is huge! Mu Cheng can’t even compete! With an angel’s face and a devilish body, okay? Huge chest and a beautiful face put together! Having both talent and ethics!

[World] Su Muzhe: …..

Xia Ziyang: Her chest’s just padding right? To actually sink so low to compare her chest with yours? Or is she saying that your chest is big?

Mu Cheng: …….

Truthfully, Parting song really wanted to hit her.

He’d lived for so many years but after meeting Tang Xiao, she’d really broadened his horizons.

Every day, she was broadening his horizons.

It could even be counted as awe-inspiring!

He’d seen shameless people but he’d never some so shameless.

If everyone knew how shameless she was, she would’ve been famous years ago.

Legendary players were still voting for her countlessly and Tang Xiao kept refres.h.i.+ng the ranking list.

She saw a user’s ID light up, showing that they were online, and then they’d vote for her.

She saw one, and she’d go strong-arm marketing herself to them.

[World] Evening rain: Right, Tang poem, I keep forgetting to tell you that I got the parcel from last time. Thanks.

Last time, because she kept escaping from marriage, Tang Xiao had been chased by all the legendary players, one by one, for a whole week.

Evening rain even asked her if she’d gotten surgery done on her chest, so the next day, Tang Xiao chose a few posters and sent them to him.

[World] Tang poem: Loudly tell me! Is Tang Xiao pretty!

[World] Evening rain: Very pretty, but Su Bai has more of an aura.

Tang Xiao straight up bought “Thousand Mile Eye Positioning” spell to find Evening rain’s position and immediately, angrily rushed over.

She didn’t care for anything and started slaughter mode, and then continued to fall to the ground.

In the beginning, she especially chose all different types of posters.

Gentle ones, fairy-aura ones, aggressive ones, etc, signed them until her hands started shaking and then sent a huge cardboard box parcel over.

[World] Tang poem: You wait! I need to send another batch of posters to you! I need to tell you how pretty Tang Xiao is!

[World] Evening rain: Oh. Su Muzhe, can I used Tang Xiao’s posters to swap for Su Bai’s autograph again?

[World] Su Muzhe: ……...

[World] Tang poem: ………..

Again?

Wait, I think I just found something out!

[World] Tang poem: Why would Su Muzhe want Tang Xiao’s posters? What is she using them for?

[World] Evening rain: Warding off evil spirits? Or using them as coasters to pad things?  

[World] Tang poem: ……

I really have to thank you for your friendly help, it’s the first time that I knew my posters had so many different types of uses.

In her heart, Tang Xiao stabbed Evening rain and Su Muzhe so much that they became hornet nests.

Originally, she wanted to use her couples’ skill to go find Su Muzhe but who knew that he’d deliver himself to her.

His face was still as repulsive as ever.

Tang Xiao silently put up her middle finger and controlled her character to go beat him up.

The way that Su Muzhe saw it was, the animal for slaughter that he’d been using his knife to hone, finally decided to rise up and rebel?

From the countless times that little Tang poem had started to struggle and the countless times that she’d fallen to the ground as a result, this story’s ending only had one result: resistance to Su Muzhe, was futile.

So with another perfect posture, fell to the ground.

[World] Evening rain: My G.o.d, Tang poem, you clearly know you won’t win but you still charge over. What exactly motivates you?

[World] Tang poem: It’s the burning hatred for revenge! It’s my dignity! [E: hatred and self-esteem]

[World] Evening rain: Are you okay?

[World] Tang poem: [E: Fine, f*** you. ]

[World] Su Muzhe: ….. I feel like, maybe I should consider making you keep your distance towards Millions of lolis. She’s teaching you too many useless things.

Tang Xiao actually wanted to roast him in her heart, how can you say teach! Millions of lolis and her were mutually helping each other!

When she first met Millions of lolis, she’d actually run over to flirt with her.

Who knew that Millions of lolis would actually send her even more perverted paragraphs and in only minutes!

As the saying goes, if a person isn’t perverted, I’ll be even more healthy. Once a person becomes perverted, I must be more perverted.

In an hour, the two people’s conversation was just mutual exchanges of perverted lines and dirty talk.

They instantly both felt a mutual connection.

They held hands and decided to enter the guild to raise their levels of living, to broaden their horizons and enter a new world.

But afterwards, because of Su Muzhe, Tang Xiao went on the road of: if people aren’t shameless, I won’t be shameless. If people are shameless, I’ll must be even more shameless.

And as for Millions of lolis, she went towards the dark path.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Whatever, I feel like you’re probably about the same.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Your equipment still needs refining, do you want to go to the battlefield?

The Spirit Road’s equipment could be refined and inlaid with all different types of gemstones and to refine it, they needed battlefield points.

Tang Xiao was still angry, the poster business hadn’t been explained properly!

She wasn’t in the mood to go to the battlefield!

[Now] Tang poem: Don’t wanna go.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Alright, I’d just collected a set of gemstones for you and they’re according to your equipment set. If you don’t want to refine them and inlay them into your equipment, that’s fine too.

[Now] Tang poem: You’re actually using money to bribe me?

[Now] Su Muzhe: Will you be bribed?

Tang Xiao thought carefully for a bit and wondered, was Chief Ning’s company about to collapse?

She hadn’t been paid for a long time.  

Right now, Tang Xiao was 1) poor and 2) dumb.

Originally, the gemstones required for her equipment set, to her, were a sky high price!

[Now] Tang poem: I will! Wife! Let’s go to the battlefield! I’ll protect you! (≧▽≦)

Evening rain: ……. How could you just start doing PDA without warning like that?

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TL note:

What is Su Muzhe using those posters for?