Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 35.1

Chapter 35.1 - Rumour says that Su Muzhe’s been cheated on 2

Tang Xiao didn’t get to wait for Monday, but her Aunt Flo came.

Like the poem said, the water cascades from three thousand feet, the rumbling period water pa.s.ses from the east.

Tang Xiao’s temper grew rapidly and when she refreshed the thread, the original post disappeared.

Didn’t they say to meet up at Monday?

Now they’ve completely disappeared.

So Tang Xiao started to yell at them.

Normally, it was f***, your old man.

After her period came, her attacks became stronger, she wouldn’t even need to take a breather when she was swearing.

After she swore for a whole paragraph, she suddenly felt strange.

She thought and thought, before opening Spirit Road.

The guild on Monday, was extremely busy.

Especially July, who was counting money, counting so much that her eyes were blurring.

Previously, when the gossip came out, July and Loli made a wager.

If you won, they’d give your bet plus more.

If you lost, they’d keep your money.

Under Su Muzhe’s ambiguous replies, Buddhist temples’ players all took out their money to bet so their business was extremely good.

July and Loli immediately rushed up to the second highest on the richest players list.

They’d already started sponsoring boys.

Other guild mates were busy beating people up.

Threads about Tang poem kept going up as other server players started to spread and learn about how colourful this troublemaker’s past was.

j.a.panese rose had gone a long time without beating stranger faces so it was like they were shot up with chicken blood, using ‘ridding the world of evil’ as their banner, began crazily slaughtering people again.

When Tang Xiao went online, she’d reflexively killed a few low level accounts.

[Guild] July: Yo, why is little Tang poem so vicious today? Normally, you don’t hit out at female accounts but today, you’ve chopped a few already?

[Guild] Tang poem: Don’t speak, I’m a bit frustrated.

[Guild] July: What happened? Is it because you remembered who you slept with? So now you’re especially full of regret, especially confused and especially want to die?

The especially full of regret, especially confused and especially wanted to die Tang Xiao, under the messy battlefield, chopped July to death.

[Guild] July: F***, what’s up with you. Did your period come?

[Guild] Tang poem: …. It came! Let’s mutually harm each other!

[Guild] July: By the mountains on that side of the sea, there’s a group of Aunt Flo’s~~ they’re carefree and stubborn~ they’re mischievous and sharp~ and it’s only these few days of the month that you can get other people to believe that you’re a girl.

[Guild] Tang poem: Why am I not a man!

[Guild] July: Probably because in your past life time, your *thing* exploded.

[Guild] Tang poem: ……

Thing … exploded … 囧

July had learnt from Loli and began to be perverted.

Tang Xiao resolutely clicked ‘report’.

The reason for the report was: involved something s.e.xual.

The GM quickly dealt with the issue.

July was quickly silenced and couldn’t speak.

On the other side of the computer, July was completely dumbfounded.

She’d stubbornly tried to speak but not a single word could be typed out.

She ran over to refresh the Tieba forums but there wasn’t a single announcement.

In game, Su Muzhe went online.

Parting song and Su Muzhe both teleported to her side.

They both sent a message to form a party and Tang Xiao clicked ‘agree’.

[Party] Parting song: Little Tang poem, how could you report July like that?

[Party] Tang poem: She was being dirty.

[Party] Su Muzhe: To try being dirty in front of you, I really respect her.

Tang Xiao: ….. Male idol, it’s okay if you don’t speak.  

She’d courted death too much in the past so whenever she spoke with Su Muzhe, it’d instantly be like as if she’d swallowed a knife.

She had to swallow down blood and tears into her stomach.

Why are my eyes so full of tears all the time, it’s because … I courted death too much QAQ.

At this time, she could only forcefully change the topic!

[Party] Tang poem: That ah, I’ve been waiting for the Monday photos. I just refreshed and there’s still nothing there.

[Party] Su Muzhe: There’s no need.

[Party] Tang poem: Why?

[Party] Parting song: Yesterday, Mu Cheng found someone to blacklist the poster. Right now, that poster’s probably trying to fix his computer.

Tang Xiao froze.

So the reason why the poster disappeared for so many days was because his computer got hacked?

Her heart warmed as she looked at the posters on her wall.

She felt like the air became pink.

But her desire for gossip never decreased.

[Party] Tang poem: So who did I sleep with?

On the other side of the computer, Mu Cheng’s hand on his mouse twitched.

He lightly knocked on his table before typing out.

[Party] Su Muzhe: Who do you want to sleep with?

Tang Xiao’s eyelid jumped, why is this question so loaded!!!

But before she could answer, Parting song answered for her.

[Party] Parting song: Who else could it be, you, of course. She hasn’t just said that she wants to sleep you once or twice.

Tang Xiao: …..

The pink air disappeared.

Tang Xiao’s face was full of tears.

Before, when she told Su Muzhe that she wanted to sponsor Mu Cheng, who would’ve thought that it was the same person!

If she knew that he was Su Muzhe, she wouldn’t have said so!

She definitely would have utilised the traditional virtues -- to the point where she would’ve began glowing with virtuous light!

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TL note:

The water cascades from three thousand feet - The poem is by Li Bai (famous Chinese poet) and the second half is nonsense.

WNSYM to start the year right~

Leave a comment and for Mu Cheng’s explanation on how he found TX was Tang poem xx

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