Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 35.2

Chapter 35.2 - Rumour says that Su Muzhe’s been cheated on 2

How could you just speak the truth like that!

How could you!

For the sake of gathering back just a bit of her image, Tang Xiao panicked and rushed to type out an explanation.

[Party] Tang poem: No, no, no, I don’t want to sleep with you.

She thought for a moment.

That wasn’t right either.

[Party] Tang poem: No, that’s not right, that’s not right. I wasn’t joking. I seriously want to sleep with you.

After she sent out that, Tang Xiao felt like she was going to go crazy.

What was she saying!

What did she just say!

Not only did she say that she wanted to sleep with Mu Cheng, but she wanted to ‘seriously’ sleep with Mu Cheng????

She felt like the air was thinning.

At this time, she could only drag the person who began this topic and beat them up.

She flipped through the dialogue and found out, the person who started this was actually herself.

QAQ.

And Mu Cheng even answered her very seriously.

[Party] Su Muzhe: En, I know you’re not joking.

Tang Xiao: ……

At this time, she just wanted to electrocute herself to death.

She weakly wanted to refute, to regain a bit of likability.

But Mu Cheng’s nuclear bomb hits just kept coming.

[Party] Su Muzhe: I remember you said you wanted to sponsor me too? I feel like we can discuss and negotiate a price.

Tang Xiao: …..

Her actions were faster than her brain, she’d already ripped out her internet cord from her computer.

When she closed her laptop lid again, she lied down on her bed and pretended to be dead.

From when she’d been revealed, she hadn’t had a single peaceful day.

Previously, when she was playing happily and winning at the game, she’d be able to mutually disgust Su Muzhe, wasn’t that all because she was shameless?

Wasn’t it just losing her morals?

Wasn’t it just comparing who was more trash?!

When had Tang Xiao ever lost!

But all of this, after she’d been revealed, had disappeared with the wind.

Mu Cheng, ah!

In her heart, he was like a G.o.d.

He stepped on a seven coloured rainbow, wearing flowy white clothes, that type of G.o.d.

Right now, she knew the other side of her idol.

It was like those people who had just found out their idols also eat and p.o.o.p too.

Her emotions were very complicated, very strange and very shocking.

On the other side, when Mu Cheng saw the female enchantress disappear, his mouth corner slightly tugged.

[Party] Parting song: Little Tang poem went offline again?

[Party] Su Muzhe: You still have business?

[Party] Parting song: Nothing, ah, I just wanted to ask her why she reported July.

[Party] Su Muzhe: Didn’t we just ask? You can leave now.

[Party] Parting song: … Right, July said that Little Tang poem’s period came. I put the donkey hide gelatin that Su Bai left at your place last time, in your fridge.

He followed what Xia Ziyang said and found the small bag of donkey hide gelatin in his fridge.

Mu Cheng looked at the expiry date and name before knocking on the neighbouring door.

Tang Xiao opened the door with a face that had no will to live.

When she saw that it was Mu Cheng outside, she lost even more will to live.

When she saw the donkey hide gelatin in his hands, her loss of will to live reached its peak.

She’d already planned how she wanted her body treated after she died.

Tang Xiao turned to the side and let Mu Cheng in.

“A fan sent this.”

Tang Xiao looked at the red and black bag of donkey hide gelatin and felt something was off.

A fan would send, Mu Cheng, donkey hide gelatin?

Noticing her strange expression, Mu Cheng asked, “Is there something wrong?”

Tang Xiao hesitated, “Your fan, why would they send you donkey hide gelatin!!”

Even if they were super useless, at least they’d give him something to repair his kidneys, something not sweet from Jiu Zhi Tang.

Mu Cheng paused, his face slightly twitched.

“Okay, it wasn’t a fan who sent it.”

Tang Xiao heard this, and her expression became solemn.

“What are you thinking about? It’s just a bag of donkey hide gelatin. Eat in a bit, I just took it out of the fridge so it’s a bit cold.” Mu Cheng’s voice was full of helplessness.

“Little Tang poem, are you lacking in love again?”

Tang Xiao: !!!!!!!

From the wedding banquet, the two people hadn’t really interacted much.

Mu Cheng had never plainly said that Tang Xiao was Tang poem and Tang Xiao hadn’t taken the initiative to admit to it.

She was still thinking about living an extra day so who knew that this donkey hide gelatin being used as offering food to the dead.

How did this day so quickly!!

She hadn’t prepared enough!!

Did she trigger Mu Cheng’s spot!

How could this paper window just break like that.

In game, when Su Muzhe said that, Tang Xiao had just felt like he was in need of a beating.

But in real life, when Mu Cheng said that, with his low voice mixed in with a few bits of helplessness, there really was no threat in his voice.

Tang Xiao stiffly sat on the sofa, “Let me explain.”

“En?” Mu Cheng waited with interest for the next part.

“Do I have to give you a few more days to think of a reason?”

“.....” Thank you for your consideration, really.

“When did you find out?”

Mu Cheng raised a brow, and thought very earnestly.

With every second that pa.s.sed by, Tang Xiao felt even more despair.

After a long period of time pa.s.sed, Tang Xiao thought, did you really have to think this hard?

“It wasn’t too long.” Mu Cheng said, “maybe two months.”

“....”

She’d only been here for two months, okay!!!

I’d been revealed that early on?!

I’d been naked for that long???!!!!

“Do you want to know how I found out?”

Tang Xiao’s current expression was like when Mu Cheng’s golden retriever was hungry.

She looked at him with the same begging eyes.

Mu Cheng eyes were full of laughter, “I first found out when I killed you in game, there’d be a corresponding voice from next door, “Su Muzhe, I’m going to f**** your old man.” Of course, sometimes there’d be an even newer way of swearing, so I only had to ask around before finding out that it was you.”

Tang Xiao realised that she didn’t want to f*** anyone’s old man, she only wanted to f*** her own old man.

QAQ

Being next door neighbours could trigger something like this, it could even trigger a murder case.

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TL note:

Donkey hide gelatin - sounds gross but it’s good for girls when their periods come according to old Chinese folks which is why TX instantly knew something was off when Mu Cheng said a fan sent it. Why would guys need something aimed at relieving period pains?

Jiu Zhi Tang - another Chinese medicinal ad that’s for repairing the kidneys - Chinese folklore says that the kidneys are related to a man’s prowess in bed. TX being dirty.

My arms were weak from laughing too much, translating this was a struggle.

Leave a comment and because that mystery finally got solved, phew xx

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