Writing for Vaudeville Part 72
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O'MARA: Yes, sir, to-morrow.
INSPECTOR: To-night, at once. I'm going to turn them loose. You understand?
O'MARA: (Looks puzzled, then face brightens.) I understand.
DARK CHANGE
SCENE II
STREET SCENE, IN EAST BROADWAY
Showing flat house with stoop. Time: The same evening. A small boy enters L. with bottle of milk, goes up steps door C., rings bell, clicker sounds, and he exits door C. MAGGIE enters door C.
She is an East side janitress. She has a tin pail on her arm around which is wrapped newspaper. She walks off L. PERKINS and BROOKY are heard off R.)
PERKINS: (Entering R. briskly.) Come on, Brooky, don't be so slow.
BROOKY: (Straggling in after PERKINS.) I say, old chap, this sort of work is most laborious. This flitting from one tram to another, and being jostled and ordered to "step lively" by vulgar guards, and running, yes actually running. It's not only bad taste, old man, but positively undignified. (Dusting shoes with handkerchief, L., PERKINS is up in vestibule of door C.)
PERKINS: If you want to supply your paper with live news, you've got to keep hustling.
BROOKY: Very true, but it seems such a waste of energy.
PERKINS: (Coming down to BROOKY.) No energy is wasted that is productive of flaring headlines. Now take that note pad I gave you, and get your pencil busy with a description of this neighborhood.
(Goes R. making notes.)
BROOKY: (Taking paper and pencil from pockets after a search for them.) This is more like being a Scotland Yarder than a reporter.
PERKINS: A Scotland Yarder!
BROOKY: I should say detective.
PERKINS: (Coming L.) Let me tell you something, Brooky. The reporters and newspapers unravel more cases than the police.
BROOKY: I dare say you do. You're so d.a.m.ned inquisitive.
PERKINS: It isn't inquisitiveness, my boy, it's just being on the level with the public.
BROOKY: (Laughing.) You know, some great man said, "The public be d.a.m.ned."
PERKINS: He wasn't a great man, he was an ignorant man. The public will stand for just so much, then look out; let your mind wander back to the history of the French Revolution. An infuriated public is the most ferocious blood-lapping animal in the earth's jungle.
BROOKY: Perky, I adore your descriptive talents.
PERKINS: (Going up into vestibule and ringing bell.) You make me sick.
BROOKY: But surely you're not going to enter that apartment house unannounced?
PERKINS: No, I'll tell them a couple of reporters want some news, then you'll hear language no paper can print.
BROOKY: Why, are they all foreigners?
PERKINS: Say, Brooky, you're a perfect a.s.s.
BROOKY: No, my dear fellow, none of us are perfect.
PERKINS: (Coming down out of vestibule to BROOKY.) Now listen, I told you that I had inside information that the EEL and GOLDIE were to be released, that's why I hustled you over here. I could have come alone, but I let you in on a big scoop for your paper.
BROOKY: Righto, old chap, righto; but what bothers me is, what's it all about?
PERKINS: It's about time you got next to yourself.
BROOKY: Another impossible metaphor, my dear fellow; how can one get next to one's self without being twins?
PERKINS: Brooky, Englishmen as a rule are thick, but you are a density of thickness that is impenetrable.
BROOKY: Yes, I know I am a rare sort.
PERKINS: Now, we haven't time to argue a lot of piffle. The girl isn't in yet, there's no answer to my ring, so let's stroll around and come back later. (Exit R.)
BROOKY: (Not seeing that PERKINS has gone.) Righto! old man, we'll stroll, for if there's anything that I like, its having a nice little--(Seeing that PERKINS is gone.) Perkins! you said stroll.
Don't run, don't run, it's so d.a.m.ned undignified. (Exit R.) (Enter L., O'MARA dressed in citizen's clothes. He looks at number on house then motions off for TOM to come on. TOM comes on L., they go up into vestibule and look for names on bells. Enter Officer FLYNN, stealthily.)
FLYNN: Come on, now, you don't live there, I've had my eye on you for five minutes.
O'MARA: (Coming down from vestibule to FLYNN.) Well, keep your eye on something else, if you know what's good for you. (Takes badge out of pocket.)
FLYNN: (Surprised.) Central Officer! (Whistles and walks off R.)
O'MARA: (Returning to vestibule.) Ring any bell?
TOM: No, her flat's on the second floor, so I'll ring up the top flat. (TOM rings the bell and sound of electric door opener is heard, they both exit door C.) (FLYNN strolls back on from R. ad MAGGIE enters from L.)
FLYNN: h.e.l.lo, Maggie! been out to get the evening paper? There is not much in it.
MAGGIE: There's enough in it to quench me thirst after a hard day's work.
FLYNN: I see you've got the paper wrapped around something good.
MAGGIE: I have that, and it's meself instead of the paper'll be wrapped around it in a minute. (Light goes up in window above.)
FLYNN: I see you've got a new tenant. Is she hard on you?
MAGGIE: Divel-a-bit! She's a nice respectable dacent girl, and aisy to get along with. I never seen her with no men folks. Maybe she's a widdy, as I'd like to be.
FLYNN: A widow? What's the matter with your old man?
MAGGIE: He ain't worth powder enough to blow up a c.o.c.k-roach.
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