Super Lazy System 16 ?? ????

"Revenge?" Bai Yi was dumbstruck, just what was it with this guy and revenge? "Brother, I've never done anything to you, so why must you look at me like that? Do you like me? I wouldn't blame you."

Seeing, the confusion in the eyes of his arch-nemesis, got master Dong'er furies. "Brother, why deny it you know what you've done, so why must you look at me like that? Do you like humiliating me? I will blame you."

Having had enough of this staring contest Bai Dong'er, reached for his dagger. "If you can't remember your crimes, I'll just beat it into you." With, this thought coursing through him, Dong'er prepared his mighty Extending-Donger technique.

Woom

The knife within his hands started to expand. All most instantly it found its way over to Bai Yi! This was the Extending-Donger technique, the ability to turn any knife into a mighty dragon coursing for its prey.

And, right know Bai Yi was forced to face, this 'mighty dragon.'

Sadly, for handsome Yi, he had never been in a real fight before. In the past, all he had to do was release his soul pressure and that would be that.

But, all hope was not lost, for he had a system!

'Ding... Battle detected! Beginning a.n.a.lysis...'

The system truly was there for him whenever he needed it. With, tears in his eyes Bai Yi swore to never bad mouth the system again!

All of this takes quite some time to describe, but actually happened in the time it takes a spark to fly off of a piece of flint. Sadly, the system was acting quite lazy and takings its time performing an a.n.a.lysis of the battle. How, despicable.

Alas, in the end, the system was useless, and nothing could stop the blade from reaching the pet.i.te neck of handsome Yi.

Clang

As, if two metallic objects made contact with each other, a clanging sound echoed throughout the arena. The skin of a cultivator in the Core-Compression stage is extremely st.u.r.dy most blades would shatter, but, alas not this blade. The durable blade combined with its current velocity which it was extending at allowed the blade to slide right through the corner of Bai Yi neck.

"Argh." With a shout of pain, Bai Yi screamed in disbelief. "He's trying to kill me." Bai Yi was horrified this was far more horrifying than anything his father would to him.

"I need to surrender!" Without the slightest hesitation, Bai Yi expressed his loss. "Wait, I surr..."

"Die Bai YI!"

But, alas Bai Dong'er had already closed the distance and was following up with a punch. "Dammit" Rolling to his left Bai Yi, barely dodged the attack. "Fine, little Dong'er have it your way," Bai Yi said while throwing a punch of his own.

Whoosh

The punch whistled through the air, quickly reaching Bai Dong'er.

Thump

A low-thumping sound echoed through the hall. Leaving everyone shocked, what was this? The punch did nothing? Was, that really a punch from a Core-Compression cultivator? No, impossible, it looked more like the punch of a mortal, in fact perhaps a mortal could hit harder!!!

The one most shocked would have to be Bai Yi. How, could an expert like him have such a weak punch? But, luckily the system was there for him, even when he didn't want it to be.

'Ding... User is the proud owner of the Heavenly Unstable Body. This grand and imposing divine body grants its user the pa.s.sive ability off unstable strength, any attack the user throws could willed unimaginable strength or be as week as a kitten.'

Bai Yi could feel tears forming. All he wanted was to end this quickly and go home, but this. How was he going to end this now? Maybe if he just throws another punch, he could win somehow. Yeah, that has to be it, just one more punch.

While Bai Yi was trying to recover from his little trauma, Bai Dong'er didn't know what to make of the situation. Was he mocking him? Did his resolve mean nothing? Was he saying that punch was all he was worth in his eyes?

Before Bai Dong'er could find his answer, he saw a slow-moving fist making its way towards him. He could dodge it easily, but it felt insulting to even acknowledge that as a threat. "Dammit, Bai Yi take this seriously, I swear I'm a strong opponent, so take me seriously. I am really strong I swear, so just this once can you take me seriously." Bai Dong'er said with tears in his eyes. Why wouldn't this guy take him seriously? He trained so hard for this day yet...

Sadly, for Bai dong'er things where about to get serious. That seemingly bad joke of a punch just made contact.

BOOM!!!

And, it was devastating. Poor Dong'er didn't know what hit him. Flying across the arena only to stop near the edge. Getting, to his feet Dong'er looked around blankly, only stopping to stare at the what would have been his defeat. He was standing right on the edge of the arena! Horror quickly followed by anger quickly overcame him, "Why, must it always be like this." He mumbled to himself before las.h.i.+ng out, "I'm going to kill you, Bai Yi."

But, alas handsome Yi was already right next to him, a punch on its way. As if he would miss this opportunity. He could end this. He could go home. He could be free. Bai Yi didn't even hesitate, even when that earlier punch exploded with ridiculous power, he didn't question it. He just had to win. And, that was what he was going to do.

"Get off the stage obeisantly now little Dong'er and I'll reward you later." Bai Yi spoke, horribly trying to convince Bai Dong'er to surrender. Too bad he had no people skills to speak off.

Bai Dong'er angerly retorted, while leaping to his right to dodge the dreaded punch. "WHY YOU... Dammit, why don't you surrender then I'll happily reward you!" His come back was "legendary" leaving the crowd awed.

Before Bai Yi had the time retort, the system finally was there for him.

'Ding... battle a.n.a.lysis concluded.'

With, burning curiosity Bai Yi waited, hoping for an answer that could this end.

'Ding... Users best course of action would be to surrender.'

Bai Yi...

System...

Bai Yi...

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