A Devil May Cry Fanfic 20 One Punch!!

*he stuttered out and said the last part very fast.*

{her instinct took over before her head could and she one punch woman'd him into the dam kitchen door causing it to break and Nero to fall on his a.s.s when he landed}

lily"holy f.u.c.k Nero!!!"

*she ran over to check if he was hurt he had a nosebleed he looked like he was about to pa.s.s out but got back up again weather by sheer willpower or demon genes he seemed ok. But actually he was more worried about making lily cry about that accident just now. Since she was basically Kyrie on steroids to him and he wasn't entirely wrong about her being ver sensetive.*

Nero"I'm good"

*he swayed a bit pinching his nose while walking over to her.*

lily"holy s.h.i.+t that scared the c.r.a.p out of me. Wait right there I'll grab you some tissues."

*she ran upstairs to get some tissues*

*Dante had been making a frozen pizza in the background in the kitchen*

Dante"you alright kid?"

*let out a pained demonic screech*

"No...I think I broke everything and tore everything and my head feels funny..."

Dante "well we can't die but we certainly can still feel a f.u.c.k ton of pain...you want the strong s.h.i.+t or the p.u.s.s.y s.h.i.+t?"

*dante pulled out a bottle of over the counter pain killers and a bottle of codeine and sets it on the table in front of Nero*

Nero"how the f.u.c.k did you even get that?"

Dante "trish"

*nero took two and Dante put them back in wherever he keeps the pain killers.*

Nero"real talk with me is she gonna be my aunt?"

Dante "most likely yes"

Nero "oh G.o.d those baby's will be walking death."

Dante *pats neros shoulder*

*Nero screams in pain*

Dante "s.h.i.+t sorry but uh there there and stuff..."

Nero"it's cool man* another small demonic screech*

*lily ran back in the room and handed Nero the tissues*

lily"again I'm really sorry"

Nero "nah it's cool"

*nero puts a tissue in his nose and try's to stop the bleeding*

[author chan doesn't do drugs nor should the readers,I just mentioned a specific high level pain killers since she freakin one punched poor Nero. don't do drugs they are bad.]