A Devil May Cry Fanfic 54 Void Take 2

Karma "...soooo you know she's p.i.s.sed right?"

Luscius "why that I'm playing G.o.d because I am one of I'm not entertained what else do you expect?"

Karma "... yeah same but not the G.o.d part anyway I'd rather not take a beating from her-"

Luscius "you have no need to fear for your life our lily is the same as all of them far to kind for her own well being power or not"

Karma "you got a point but senny ain't coming back to our side and quite frankly my powers no good offensive wise what if Vergil gets p.i.s.sed?"

Luscius "you have me for that don't you? The resident evil thing has been somewhat of a challenge making her believe she's got control of video games as long as there's a live action..."

Karma "mmm I'm tired of breaking in and planting things in her clothes and belongs...you know how hard it is to stick a single hair or dried piece of skin randomly on stuff she uses everyday I hate having to carry those dam tweezers."

Luscius "...I suppose we can stop that now we don't want her chances to increase her meeting Vergil not yet anyway..."

Karma "great then drop a portal I'm dyyying for some home cooking I've been eating nothing but take out and convenient store foods"

*a laugh can be heard on the other end of karma's call*

Luscius "well who's fault is that if you wanted to come home you should have stuck to my side during that purge or whatever"

Karma "haha funny that wasn't my fault it was complete anarchy oh G.o.d yes chaos...anyway home now I need Lily's home cooking not this one our lily cuz it'd be weird if I went to a different lily and asked her for food right?"

Luscius "...yes it would be odd but no since your there I can have more fun with our little game"

Karma "...no if this was me stopping her from killing herself id do it but b.i.t.c.h I'm hungry"

Luscius becomes silent for a while

"Little drone that will be necessary once he leaves don't poke fun at our mad queen"

Karma "alright yeah true I deserve that one,what now?"

Luscius "...you don't need to eat takeout every day and crumby gas station food you have a unlimited source of income with your skill"

Karma "...true but it might end badly if I b.u.mp into Dante I don't think he's taken a likening to me"

Luscius "figure out where you can go without b.u.mping into him then,it won't be much longer before you can rome freely once again..."

Karma "...will I have to intervene with lily from her-"

Luscius "...no Nero takes over his uncle's place wise of taking care of everyone in his absence not romantically speaking he's already got a wife that he'd never cheat on the spardas are loyal men"

Karma "feel bad for the kid though that's a lot of work..."

Luscius "mmmhm I've told the others that your with someone in Korea that you met online and you might not come back for some time..."

Karma "...dating or because of other things? Am I gonna pretend to be heartbroken when I come back?"

Luscius "...yes but that means you'll get all the food and anything you name since Lily's the motherly type"

Karma "...valid point never mind the plan sounds lit, alright but what should I be doing exactly? Are we still all about the baby stats or drama?"

Luscius "...how about a love triangle? Spice things up I'm bored yet again start it after her leaves and she's under the influence of madness. If all doesn't go well we can arrange it so that can be an excuse. Or perhaps the apocalypse hits and they fail against that urizen thing?"

Karma "...fan the chaos flames it is then that code though when should I expect her to figure it out and start the video up?"

Luscius "...unfortunately you'll have to wait for that grease monkey feminist to come around"

Karma laughs on the other end. Luscius took it upon himself to end the conversation there and hung up.