A Devil May Cry Fanfic 70 Chaos Part 1

"...this hardly seems fair it's just gonna be a chick fest and things..."

*Nero eminenting angst teen vibes*

"...I'll be damed to heaven if I let Patty show up in a living doll outfit to the wedding"

(That's what your concerned about?) Nero thought to himself somewhat surprised most girls would want a giant party for their wedding day and or sweet sixteen. Heck Kyrie had a giant wedding bash with him a year ago....unfortunately lily and Dante weren't allowed to enter since ya know he shot a pope in the face in front of a ma.s.s. He felt h.e.l.la awkward without his wing girl with him but he managed.

"Don't you want a big bash or something?"

*Lily just stares at Nero like he's a Martian.*

"...what makes you expect I'm normal? My wedding gowns black and purple"

*Nero makes a wtf face at her*

"what are we wearing then mind if I ask?"

Trish asks because now she's mildly confused about the apparel since she literally took traditional wedding tropes and throw em out the window.

"White cuz opposites and cuz f.u.c.k society!"

*Nero again makes a wtf face*

"...Dante a little help here?"

"Naaah"

Nero's currently wondering what in the unholy go-dam should he expect at this absolute opposite of a normal wedding he's gonna have to be forced to sit through because morals. If his wife wasn't a nun most likely he'd have none of these.

"...wtf should I expect?"

While asking these questions lily takes Nero by the arm and starts dragging him along with her not really hard just like leading a stubborn child away from a candy store.

"Why are you dragging me with you?! DANTE HELP!!!"

They went upstairs unknowingly lily was going to show off the dress she was making by herself for the wedding to Nero since she can't show Dante since she believes in the whole luck thing.

[according to some local thing it's bad luck if a guy sees you in your gown before the wedding day/rehearsal night]

Trish started to laugh knowing that Dante was totally aware of what she was doing the whole time and just letting Nero get dragged along through the chaos.

"You both are dorks..."

*Dante smirks*

"You know you love us for it tho-"

*she chucked a book at him*

"Correction I like women not men"

"Point taken"

*nero shouts from upstairs*

"DANTE YOU PERV"

The rest who are downstairs sat in awkward silence wondering wtf the gown looks like now.