My Multiverse Trip 185 185. Academy

the academy simply put was a waste of d.a.m.n time they basically only blabbed about how great the village was and it's history and when we finally did learn anything it was simple basic like how to throw a shuriken or how to use kunai. the taijutsu stances were absolute garbage. there wasn't anything good. there was no kenjutsu for swords there were only the 3 basic Justus. henge, basic clones, and replacement. it was all c.r.a.p. I basically sent a shadow clone for me and hinata and I taught her in my kamui world the girl was dead set on being my wife when she grew up and if I couldn't trust her I probably couldn't trust anyone here. she already knew about the fox ordeal. and just thought the villagers were stupid. we made like 100x the progress together than we would at school. I taught her advanced Chakra exercises and helped her in hand to hand.

other than her and rock Lee the only other person I hung out with was anko mitaras.h.i.+ the snake mistress of konoha. A lot of the village hated her because she was the student of the traitor sannin orocimaru. what they don't know is she was basically used as a test subject then thrown away. I like to tease her it's quite fun.

Other than that I play the village prankster painting the hokage mountain causing chaos anywhere I go. sleeping in cla.s.ses and snoring extra loud if I do go. eating cinnamon buns and dango with hinata and anko. sparring with rock Lee and doing strange challenges like running around the village on our hands 200 times or 100 games of rock paper scissors. absolutely failing every single test and combat trial with the worst scores. and all this continues for years.

It's finally the day for graduation. everyone gets called up and then it's my turn I actually pull it all off fine not doing too good or too bad just pa.s.sing. if I do too good people will call me a Cheater but if I do too bad then I'll just fail for no reason. after that I get my headband however I get mine as a belt. much better.

After cla.s.s I'm approached by the teacher who absolutely hates me "nice job pa.s.sing the test Ryan I have a little extra test you can do to become a special genin what do you say want to try you'd really make iruka proud."

" oh wow teacher mizuki that sounds amazing what do I have to do?"

"it's very simple all you have to do is steal the secret scroll of hidden Justus from the hokage office and then bring it to me and you pa.s.s."

"Allright I'm on it!" I shout and run off to the hokage tower. does he take me for a dumba.s.s?

I tell the old man straight up and he's captured for interrogation and I'm again rewarded another a rank mission. noice.

The next day out squads are chosen and sadly I get the dream team. Sakura haruno and Sasuke Uchiha lovely. hinata looks at me in pity I get the banshee and the emo. I head to sleep our jonin instructor won't be here for 3 hours atleast.

After Kakas.h.i.+ finally arrives with a cla.s.sic bulls.h.i.+t excuse we head up to to roof to discuss our hopes and dreams. Sasuke wants revenge Sakura wants Sasuke and I just want bacon and to spread chaos. and everyone looks at me like I'm insane.

After that we head our separate ways after some c.r.a.p about not eating in the morning or we might be sick what bs.

the next day after a nice meal at home I show up 2 hours and 45 minutes after the other 2 and just ignore them. I'm in nice new clothes that aren't f.u.c.king orange. I've got a basic black and blue set up with a ninjato. metal plated fingerless gloves my throwing knives and a hidden dagger. I also have some seals on me with spare gear.

15 minutes later Kakas.h.i.+ shows up with an excuse about getting lost on the road to life or something. then our test to become ninjas begin.

"The test is simple you just have to get these 2 bells away from me before time ends and then 2 of you will pa.s.s and the other one goes back to the academy. Ready...Begin" the other two jump for the woods I just stand there.

"How long you think until they realise there's no such thing as a 3 man cell it's always 4 people?" I ask him.

he looks at me funny all the information he got was that I was a prankster idiot.

"your right I take it you've already guessed the meaning of this exercise?" "teamwork." I said

before he could respond I say. "you might want to dodge this." I speed through handseals faster than he can follow before.

Ranton: laser circus. *pzeowwww* lasers rip off after him at a monstrous speed he quick replaces with a log but the lasers just follow after with a loud *Booom* the blow up the area he was standing in and a nice chunk of the woods.

You think I spent 12 years in game of thrones with my thumb up my a.s.s? I got most of the bloodlines unlocked I just happen to enjoy lasers. storm release for the win baby.

I follow up with a nice big fireball justsu. only to feel something under me come up. I stomped down and crater the ground all around me for meters. you think I'll just study guys super taijutsu and not tsunades inhuman Chakra enhancement. your crazy. there was a puff of smoke and he come strolling out of the woods looking singed. "That was rather dangerous you know?"

"I believe before we started you said come with the intent to kill." I asked.

he looked like he forgot that part. "got anything else I should worry about?"

"Well if you insist." I make about 250 clones and 50 rush him for taijutsu.

"Hey Kakas.h.i.+ did you know art is an explosion?" he looks confused before I make a handsign "katsu" *KRAKABOOOOOOM* 200 clones go off in explosions. The training ground at this point is in shambles. Kakas.h.i.+ looks like he went 10 rounds with a blender and lost and I'm holding 2 silver bells I toss into the forest. "so we pa.s.s right? I hope you give the correct answer cause I don't know what would happen to this if I failed." I'm holding a little orange book. "YOU Pa.s.s you pa.s.s please my baby!" I toss it to him and just head on home but before that I have a slight problem.

"You fight me!" an emo avenger. one quick move I grab him by the face and firmly plant him headfirst into the ground knocking him out with half his body hanging above ground.

I sprinkle some water on him and in a few weeks my dumba.s.s tree will be fully grown.