My Multiverse Trip 199 199. On The Road Again.

Me, jiraiya, and Sasuke all sign out at the gate and start making our way to the biggest gambling area that tsunade was last seen in. It will take a few days and we have to pa.s.s through some hotspring villages so we can rest in some inns instead of sleeping in the woods so jiraiya can research.

In one for those inns we have some nice company. which turns out to be Itachi Uchiha and Kisame both wearing akatsuki uniforms.

Sasuke loses his s.h.i.+t charges up a chidori and immediately gets obliterated by his big brother.

"Yo! how about we sit down and have a nice little chat and if anything I tell you doesn't catch your interest how about I come with you willingly." I ask them sitting down in a chair.

They both look at me curiously. "Speak." and I do explaining what akatsuki needs the jinchuriki for, much to their shock I even name off all the members and their abilities. Next I throw out a nice offer. "I'd like for both of you to join konoha and fight against them I can even get you both pardoned for your crimes and for you kisame I can get you strong enemies to fight."

"and how do you think you can do that?" itachi asks me. I pa.s.s him some papers I had stolen from root hideouts explaining the entire Uchiha ma.s.sacre and then toss out danzos severed head. "Well you see the hokage owes me a favor and your innocent anyway and I can even help you cure that lung cancer that's killing you." I say with a smile. "not to mention I've already stolen one of the seven swordsmen of the mist to recruit, what's another? plus don't you want to get your little brother off this dark path he's on and break the Uchiha curse" I say pointing at the destroyed Sasuke on the floor.

"And if we refuse?" kisame asks. I summon out Minato and Kus.h.i.+na from kamui. "Simple we kill you and I take that sweet sword as a collection item." they look at Minato recognizing him but shocked he has a sharingan. I explain how that happened a little.

"Well its not like we have much of a choice and your way does seem more fun plus I can't let my partner die of some disease." says kisame. "We agree." itachi replies.

"That's a good little itachi ah you've grown so big since I've last seen you." kus.h.i.+na smiles at him. "Aunt Kus.h.i.+na it's good to see you again. mother was devastated by your loss."

"Don't worry we plan to revive a few people from the village sooner or later your mother included." kus.h.i.+na said smiling happily. I sense jiraiya coming and suck them all into my kamui dimension so they can talk.

Jiraiya has a toad escort Sasuke back cause he got absolutely destroyed and we continue on our journey.

After a few more days of travel we finally make it to the city tsunade is supposed to be in me and jiraiya split up to look for the future hokage. finally finding her drunk in a bar complaining about losses. jiraiya attempt to convince her to come back but she spouts c.r.a.p about how it's a cursed job and she doesn't want to.

"Hey how about we make a bet?" I ask her.

"Oh and what could you have that I want little brat?" she asks smugly.

I pull out crates of money I'd stolen from Gato and set it in front of her. "How about a few million to gamble with and I'll even pay off your debts."

"And what are the terms of the bet?" She asks with her eyes glittering at all the money.

"Very simple it's a test to see who is stronger we simple throw a punch at the same time and whoever is stronger wins. if I win you have to come back to be the hokage and be my future wife. What do you say are you confident in the bet?" I ask with a smirk looking down on her.

before s.h.i.+zune can even say anything tsunade shouts "Deal little brat enjoy paying of my debts, hahaha!!!" and rushes outside.

standing across from her on a barren street with jiraiya looking on at me in shock and worry. "are you ready little brat." she says rolling her arms arms and looking smug. I'm not going to go easy on you this is free money after all."

I pop off my seals and release the first 5 gates of opening I cover my arm in armament haki and pull back my fist focusing all my power and most of my Chakra in that single point. I swing as hard as I can at her fist.

The world stills. Then *KRAAABOOOOM* everything in a 20 meter area craters and exploding out of the smoke flies a blonde big t.i.ttied woman cras.h.i.+ng along the road and into some buildings with a shattered arm spinning like a top. the power of the punch had obliterated the top of my s.h.i.+rt and ruined my shoes as I was forced to use Chakra to catch my footing.

jiraiya and s.h.i.+zune look dumfounded before rus.h.i.+ng after tsunade to help her in panic. I may have overdone it a bit.