My Multiverse Trip 222 222. Ooh Sucks.

As the greeting ended the fighting started. It was a slaughter the new moon palace was destroyed nice and well. They were being brutal as well going for crippling blows. Poor kids.

I decided it was time to have some fun. when the fight was over I walked up to the stage and announced myself.

"Ryan age 16 new moon palace please advise." I didn't even give the guy a bow i just kept my hands in my pockets.

This seemed to anger the guy was was picking on the weaker people. he rushed at me and started throwing punches and kicks that I easily dodged. after a minute or so of just making him look like an idiot he got furious.

"Do you only know how to dodge?!? Fight back like a man!" he shouted the cla.s.sic bad guy phrase. I never understood why people did this if the other guy is fast enough to easily dodge everything you throw at him 9 times out of 10 he's strong enough to beat your a.s.s.

When he throws another punch I grab him by the wrist. I then proceed to beat the ever loving s.h.i.+t out of him with his own fist.

I use quite a bit of strength and he blacks his own eye. "Oooh that's gotta hurt i don't know why your beating yourself up over not being able to hit me." I Crack him in the other eye giving him a matching eye. "Wow friend if you keep this up you might not be able to see me to try to hit me anymore. Don't worry you can just tell your friends your dad beat you instead of stupidly doing this to yourself." he's screaming in absolute rage and tries to kick me but I stomp on his foot and keep beating him.

"Man this is brutal if I was you I'd have given up by now and saved myself some face in front of all these nice elders." I kindly advised him and he tried to take me up on my advice.

"I surr..." *Wapow* dislocated his jaw with his own fist.

"I see your a man of honor and dignity you would never give up and want to go down in a blaze of glory. I'm so proud of you." I continue to pummel him until he goes limp and I'm kind of just lifting him by the arms. "What a true hero!" I shout. "Everyone give this man a round of applause for never giving up in the face of defeat." I wipe the blood that had dripped onto my hands on his nice robe before throwing him off the platform with a nasty thud.

"oooh buddy you need to watch your step there's a drop there." I look at him in pity.

"YOUUUU!" Shouts one of his elders who had previously been smug about steam rolling new moon.

"Hey man you can't blame me I was here the whole time trying to hold him back he was just way too savage." the new moon students are cheering and laughing and even the palace chief has a smile on his face.

"Why don't we just let the younger generation solve their own problems no need for us old folks to get involved right?" he tells the generic evil sect elder.

A sinister gleam crossed his eyes. "That's right but just remember that hands have no eyes so don't blame me for anything that happens right?"

"WAIT!" I shout out.

Everyone looks at me in confusion and I slowly raise my fist showing it to the elder.

I had been preparing for this. it was a cla.s.sic line in the book of evil stupid things to say.

There on my hand was a pair of googly eyes.

"My hands do have eyes good sir kindly retract your words!"

before he could say anything I throw my voice into my hand. "You wanna catch these fists geezer?!?! I'll slap you and your s.h.i.+t disciples to death!"

"No handy! What are you saying? look at him he's so old and his children so weak it's not right to bully them." I talk to my hand who nods sagely.

"Your right I forgot we shouldn't pick on weak or we would just be pathetic like them."

I give handy a thumbs up. as the poor elder and his disciples look ready to blow up.

An older disciple jumps onto the stage and shouts at me. "Do you really think just because you beat our weakest clan member you have the right to mock us? Your 100 years to early."

I quickly pull out a little notebook and check off a box. "Wow if you guys say one more stupid villain phrase I'll have myself a bingo. I just need a 'You'll regret this or Do you know who I am' "

He screams as he charges at me.

he misses the first punch and I grab him by the shoulders. With a loud pop I dislocated them and tossed him on the ground.

he kinda just flops there trying to get up before rolling to his knees and trying to push himself up.

Sadly a random foot appeared on the back of his head holding him against the arena floor.

"What's wrong buddy I thought you were going to teach me a lesson. I love to learn new things so please hurry." I ask him really eager about the learning experience.

He just tries to get up but without his hands he has zero hope.

"Do you need a hand up buddy? Don't worry I got you fam." I grab him by the legs and give a hard yank popping his legs out of the socket. flipping him around I hold him up by the front of his s.h.i.+rt with 1 hand and pat him down.

"Yeah this floor is really tricky to stand on I saw some idiot earlier just fly right off the side over there." I pointed to the unconscious disciple who 'Fell' earlier.

I try my hardest to stand the poor lad up but he wasn't having none of it. " I see I've heard of this before. Knees weak, arms are heavy. what comes next if vomit on your sweater I hopes it's not spaghetti. you really must be suffering from nerves don't worry it happens to the best of us. I'll give you a hand down." I chuck him lightly off the stage onto his friend who was napping.