My Multiverse Trip 228 228. Daily Stuff And Junk

It will take time to find them but there's always at least one. I check out the local markets and buy any strange plants or ores just to make sure they aren't something fancy. Plus the kingdom can level up indefinitely I just get more crop acres.

After buying out all the rare and valuable stuff I start heading back to the palace only to be stopped by one of the frozen fairies of asgard.

"The herb you just bought at the blue wind merchant a.s.sociation I'll pay you double what you spent." She says.

"Your going to have to be a little more specific as I bought like 200."

"The Fire herb used to get rid of ice based poisons." She says calmly.

"Ah that one? Sorry not for sale. I don't want to be responsible for you killing yourself because you used the wrong herb. Seriously all you asgard girls must have something wrong with your brains. Cultivating busted techniques and trying to absorb ice style monster cores to push your cultivation up just making the problem worse. Then you use some r.e.t.a.r.ded emotion sealing techniques to seem like dead fish just so men won't have s.e.x with you guys and steal your cultivation. I mean really what r.e.t.a.r.d made a cultivation technique you can steal through s.e.x and gave it to women. Then to pour gas on the fire it makes them look more beautiful when they cultivate it. Sounds like the dumbest s.h.i.+t I've ever heard." I grab her wrist faster than she can see and suck out the poison which is a nice piece of work as it somehow gained sentience I also clear the cold air clogging her meridians and clean up her profound entrances.

The moment I do this her cultivation sky rockets. she was at the tip top of sky profound level 10 and just broke through emperor level she kept going too having all the backed up profound energy blocked by icy veins had cause some problems. I use my fingers and tap her in the stomach making her open her mouth behind her veil and stuff a pill into her mouth.

she's shocked and tries to jump away I just let her do whatever. She starts coughing up frozen blood and black gunk comes out of her pores but her skin starts getting a rosey shade and she doesn't look like a pale ghost anymore.

I just turn around and start heading back home I wonder if I should cook out tonight. maybe make some nice bacon cheeseburgers.

The girl tries to call out to me only to spit out more nasty blood. the impurities she's going to have to expell are so much more than what I went through. I had ordered a few of those pills with fix all properties and stored them in the gate for later use.

I made my way to the castle and the princess decided it was a good time to show me around the blue wind academy.

I of course had a nice letter that let's me skip over the c.r.a.p of doing the entrance exam with other students. I'm given a nice little building for my own personal cultivation room. The ability to get 1 weapon from the weapon storage and 3 techniques from the library.

I'm shown around personally by the princess. I'm sure you guys remember but just to make sure. Do to the vampire body and abilities I have a nice pa.s.sive charm and I must say I always look great. I do catch a lot of looks and have to dodge the occasional young master who gets jealous when the girl he asks out keeps ogling me.

So im probably one of the most handsome people on the planet. I get a lot of jealous glares from other students who don't know who I am and figure I must be pretty weak if I had to use a different means to get in then the regular exams.

We make our way over to the armory for my new weapon. if I recall there was a nice heavy blade here that Yun che used and I quickly spot the ma.s.sive beast just lying on the floor under one of the shelves. I quickly s.n.a.t.c.hed it.

What guy doesn't like huge weapons? It will look great in my collection. Right next to my blast sword I have in a sweet case. I also bought copies of all the other swords to show off. They aren't worth much but I like to collect things.

She asks me If I want to get techniques but I'm not interested and told her fancy technique will just get your a.s.s kicked by someone with real skills. I don't need some fancy fleet foot cloud ancestral steps when I can just dodge and move like a regular person and not look like a f.u.c.king moron.

I explain how stupid everyone looks shouting out idiotic attacks which are basically just regular moves with more steps added in. Three steps to the side, circle your profound energy 17 times in the left side of your meridians, preheat your oven to 400 degrees, coat your fist in flaming profound energy shout out your stupid attack. "slow roasted turkey attack!" and get absolutely s.h.i.+t on by me who just punched you in the face.

Looking back at it she does realize that I'm completely correct.