My Multiverse Trip 323 323. Scary.

"You really pulled a fast one on this big sister yesterday didn't you." She said pinching my cheeks. "Don't worry I'll make sure your really prepared to marry this big sister with another game of tag this time I'll be the one who is it."

The temperature dropped a bit as she started to Crack her knuckles. "Don't worry if you get a little hurt we have a good hotspring for fast healing."

With a fwip she was gone and the ground I was previously standing on was smashed to bits by her fist.

"Ah wifey! Not even married and your already trying to kill off your husband! Quickly take out the life insurance papers and show me the rates you got." I shout with mad laughter still running.

Her cheeks darken as she narrows her eyes. "You dare still bring that up?!"

She speeds up leaving destruction and fist prints in her wake trying to hit me.

"This must count as both child and spousal abuse. Well it would if you could hit me. I must ask strange uncle later to fix your form obviously your supposed to be a turtle not a kitty." I continue to mock.

Flash Step speed clones and a fully serious yoruichi trying to chase down a madly cackling little boy with devastation everywhere is what urahara walked in on.

He quickly caught all this on camera that would be played during Christmas movies many years to come.

Finally after a while of enjoying yoruichi get the worse end of tag he called us to a stop.

"Well I guess that's enough speed training for the day Im sure you'll get faster soon big sister your still young you have room for improvement." I tell the dark skinned beauty who only grits her teeth before leaving the area and slamming the door.

"You know she's going to eventually catch you and beat you right? Your just making her much more motivated." urahara asks me with a raised eyebrow.

"Well its okay this way she won't get fat eating all those kitty snacks." I reply.

There's a scream of fury on the other side of the training door and the sound of someone punching a whole in the wall.

"Eavesdropping is a bad habit wifey." I shout at the training door.

only silent rage is my reply.

Urahara chuckles as at least it's not him on the receiving end this time.

"So what are you here for?" I ask him

"I am going to take a look at your zanpakuto to make sure there's nothing wrong with it as your body contains different kinds of energies there might be some changes. So if you can just materialize it for me that would be great." he says taking out some tools.

"Sure which one do you want to see first." I say causing him to stumble a bit.

"You have more than one?" he asks.

"Yep." I quickly materialize both of them. one is a giant blade like what ichigo had when he first got his soul reaper powers. the other is a bit odd looking it's just a chrome blade with no handguard.

He looks at them curiously. "Let's start with the big one first." he says.

I put away the chrome blade and adjust my stance for the big sword.

"Do you know what this one's ability is?" he asks quickly making notes.

"Yep its basically like an energy slash." I tell him.

"Alright go ahead and show me." he flicks on some tools.

I swing the blade down firing off an intense energy slash cutting through the ground and leaving a nice trench.

urahara takes measurements on his instruments.

"Nice power output. can you focus it into a beam?" he says taking more notes.

I hold the blade out in front of me and on the tip is a red and black orb like a cero it quickly fires off into a giant rock destroying it.

"How about keeping the energy contained inside the blade and extending it?" he adds.

I quickly try it out and sure enough the blade gets a coat of energy and it can be extended.

"Can you change its shape?" he asks with more notes.

I try but that's a big nope.

"So the sword basically amplifies your spirit power and fires it off or molds it to its shape." he says.

"Alright let's take a look at you other blade." he asks.

I put away the giant blade and take out the odd chrome one.

"So what's this one do?" he asks taking out a new piece of paper.

I focus for a minute before a strange look comes on my face.

"It steals stuff and makes it it's own." I tell him.

"Steals stuff like what?" he asks more curious.

"Don't you have a sword? Take it out." I tell him.

Sure enough he reveals his sword. when his sword comes out mine matches his swords appearance.

"So it takes over the appearance of the opponents blade?"

I just shake my head. "Take a stance and use your swords ability."

"Sing Benihime." he shouts firing off red blasts of energy only to have my sword match him exactly.

"It steals your swords skills and appearance I also can steal your attacking stances when you use swordplay." I tell him.

"That's a neat trick good way to confuse opponents. but what about if I suddenly put my blade away?" he does so.

my blade stays looking like his. "I own your blade and anything I own you cannot take from me unless I let you." I tell him.

"So you keep it forever and all you have to do is see the blade of an enemy?" he asks.

"Yep what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine." I say waving the new sword around making it go back to it chrome form then back again.

"Well aren't you going to be a nasty little surprise to enemies in the future."