My Multiverse Trip 325 325. Yours Is Mine.

Their improvements were great I also learned quite a few tricks.

Sitting there one day playing video games with mas.h.i.+ro they where depressed from all the losses they faced.

s.h.i.+nji suddenly asked. "Why are we even still training him he's stolen all our moves and uses them against us even better than we do. It's more like he's teaching us...." suddenly they all looked at me.

"Oh you've caught on finally?" I say happily.

"And why exactly are you teaching us?" he asked me with a strange face.

"Are you saying in the future you don't plan to get revenge for what happened to you?" I ask with an innocent face.

They all went quiet as it had been almost a hundred years since they were forced to leave soul society.

"Pitiful just sitting back letting your skills rust as your enemy sits high above you plotting. you've fallen to the point a child can beat you with your own skills. You've stopped moving forward." I mock them.

"And how exactly are we supposed to take revenge when he sits snuggled up to the captain commander safe in the spirit world?" s.h.i.+nji sneered.

"Oh he won't be there forever. I'm sure he's running out of patience soon and will start plotting things in the next few years." I say happily.

"And how do you know this?" he asked.

"Well he's been ama.s.sing an army of hollows in Hueco Mundo. I mean he infected all you guys with hollow genes how can you not expect him to use hollows against you guys?" I ask the plain question.

"But what would he gain from going against soul society?" they ask me.

"Well you've all heard of the zero squad right? Now tell me what does the zero squad gaurd?" I ask.

"The soul king? Why would he want to fight the soul king?" s.h.i.+nji asks in confusion.

"Ah your thinking too little my friend tell me what would you do if you were insane with power and genius and there was someone higher above you and you couldn't stand having someone above you." I ask.

"Well of course kill them and take their place." he says as everyone gets a horrified look.

"He wants to kill the soul king and become a G.o.d." I say raising my arms up high.

"And how do you know these things?" s.h.i.+nji asks slowly drawing his weapon.

"It's simple because I enjoy making people look like idiots and I've been thwarting his plans without him even knowing. plus my sword spirit told me some stuff." I say.

"How exactly have you been thwarting his plans?" he narrows his eyes at me.

"What would happen if one day all the smart and abled hollows suddenly dissappeared leaving behind mostly idiots or power crazy monsters?" I ask.

"They would either kill themselves off or be absorbed by the strongest faction." He says. "However inside that faction would be a bunch of ruthless idiots waiting to stab each other in the back for more power. if you took away all the smart hollows that know how to properly lead and keep peace it would be a bloodbath of the higher ups using power to kill off smaller ones and trying to gain more power to kill off the higher ups."

"Now Aizen would be in the lead of a bunch of simpering idiots who don't even want to work together and the only thing they have in common is they are strong. They won't follow orders and they won't be pleased to be under a s.h.i.+nigami." He says.

"Correct now what would happen if I took some captain and and vice captain enemies of his and trained them to be even stronger While he sits up there just plotting getting rusty after 100 years of sitting on his a.s.s." I ask.

"We destroy him in the next encounter?" he asks.

"Possible however aizen isn't just some walk in the park. not to mention what about the other traitor captain and the people he has brainwashed with his hypnosis?" I ask.

"Hypnosis? his ability is to use water to create illusions?" he says to me.

"And you f.u.c.king believed him?" I laugh at him.

"What is his ability then?" s.h.i.+nji says.

"Complete hypnosis of the senses to anyone who sees his sword and the only way to get free of it is to touch his sword." I tell him. "Did he ever try to just purposely show off his sword to you for no reason at all I mean you were his captain weren't you?"

It all clicks together in s.h.i.+njis mind.

"So he could have all of soul society under hypnosis and there's nothing we can do about it?" His shoulders sag.

"Well that could happen but just because they are hypnotized doesn't mean they would follow his orders or anything it just means he can play petty tricks."

"So what do we do?" hiyori asks.

"You get up off your a.s.ses and train, you learn skills to protect your mind from his tricks like occulmency which I will help you guys in. Then when the s.h.i.+t hits the fan you swoop in and make it even worse I mean soul society is basically a joke right now. The captains are all mostly lazing around doing paperwork their have been no a.s.saults or anything so they are rusty. That's what will happen if you don't get good enemies to practice against. You get complacent." I wave my hand towards them.

"And why should we trust you? Your awfully odd for a child. How do we know you have our interests at heart?" hiyori asks.

"Well I don't have anything to really gain now do i?" I ask them.

They ponder as this is true all I've done is help them train and given them free stuff.

"But what do you get out of all this?"

"You know that look on a person's face when they think that they have everything all figured out and the world is at the palm of their hand?" I smile a crazy smile.

"Well I love to be that person who s.h.i.+ts all over those dreams and nothing pleases me more than to do it to smug a.s.sholes with slicked back hair." a beautiful image of a broke Lucius malfoy comes to mind. Good times.

"So what now?" s.h.i.+nji says with more fire in his eyes than the past 100 years.

"We train and wait patiently for the plot to unfold."