A Devil May Cry Fanfic 59 Birthday Part 1

That morning I thought was going to be like any other.0-0 but baes not in bed with me.

*she jumped out of bed and went downstairs. Dante was there but the kitchen looked like h.e.l.l. And smelled of smoke.*

~one of her weaknesses happened to be the scent of heavy duty smoke. This makes her nauseous nothing else if it's bad enough she may puke nothing to serious.~

Dante whispers s.h.i.+t under his breath as lily quickly and quietly leaves the room without being noticed. Dante regrets not just buying a dam waffle maker that makes heart shaped pancakes instead of trying to do it himself.(should I just take her to the dinner? What good would that do we already go there a lot it's not as romantic as I planned. Ima google it since I'm out of bater.) he sighed in defeat pulling out his phone to look up breakfast places hoping lily won't wake up before he can think of something romantic to start the day off with. Meanwhile lily had went outside for fresh air.

*phone makes generic ringtone. Only Dante and Nero have different ringtones.*

She doesn't see a name on the call so she ignores it. After that she gets a text from the unknown number. Since whoever it is seems persistent she opens it.

"Listen idk who you are if you have business with me or Dante call the office number."

"...sorry mam but I can't do that I know how he is,you requested help for some way of killing demons without combat?"

"Oh that yes but why can't you let darling know? You sound shady..."

"...even with half of h.e.l.l backing you your a rather dense woman, mam he will slay any half or non half demon that comes in a 3 feet radius of you."

"...you have a point"

"Should I send you a location to meet?"

"Not today ironically if your backing me you should know why...I still have no clue why there's some of you who need to know everything about me in the sense of how people treat pop idols...-.-"

"...holy h.e.l.l I'm so sorry congratulations on your birth-"

*she turns off her phone knowing this guys probably one of those followers...she eye rolls and goes back inside*

Now it smelt like a f.u.c.k ton of roses wtf? She thought to herself then she realized there were a bunch of air freshener cans lying around he clearly tried to mask the smell of smoke with these. The conversation she had via texts only lasted a good five minutes so most likely he still thought she was in bed. Being the dense girl she was she still didn't put it together that he had been attempting to make her breakfast in bed. She figured she'd go upstairs and take a shower. She wasn't going outside at all today unless it was with him. Two things awaited her if she wasn't by his side today...one attempts to kill her off by the demons who backed mundus since the other option makes her a dead giveaway. Two freaking paparazzi of the weird handful of demons who treat her like she's a kpop star. (Why is that a thing who the f.u.c.k started this I wanna kick their a.s.s....oh wait that's why this happened it's some next level version of making a living h.e.l.l...-.-f.u.c.kinmundus"

*without realizing it she breaks the shower head without touching it. Her subconscious was manipulating the water and she turned it into ice.*

"Guess I'm done..."

She hopped out of the shower and got dressed leaving her bandage bra off. She went downstairs to see Dante. Who she hoped didn't have to go kill anything today she didn't want to be left alone today.