A Devil May Cry Fanfic 60 Birthday Part 2

"Hey darling"

She walked up behind him and hugged him. Her large b.r.e.a.s.t.s pressed up against his back he could feel her nipples through her s.h.i.+rt against his back. He turned around and picked her up kissing her.

~c.o.c.kblocked by the brat~

"Happy hooo no..."

*drops something and tries to run. But is slapped by trish for being weird and making a scene.*

"...Christ what's wrong with you can't you let your aunt lose her virginity in peace"

He Curls into a fetal position on the floor. Trish stifled a laugh at Nero.

"...anyway sorry just dropped off presents bye I'll take this kid outside."

The two have clearly stopped the lovey dovey make out cession. Lily's face is bright red while Dante shoots a nasty look in Nero's direction since his girlfriend just became legal as of today. Nero didn't see this because of how he was currently curled up on the floor. Trish snorted a bit trying very hard to keep herself from cracking up at the current situation.

"Mind if I steal him for a sec?"

lily can't speak so she just nodded since she's embarra.s.sed. Trish took Dante into the office since they were in the kitchen leaving lily alone with Nero.

"You know I wouldn't react like this if it wasn't him right?"

He'd always reacted like a kid since he'd met lily. But to be honest she thought it was because of the age gap more than anything else.

"It's the age right?"

Nero got up and shook his head.

"I think that's weird to but that's half the battle, I never had parents or any kind of family until four years ago. Also thank you for that..."

He mumbled the last part. Before she became a part of all their lives let's face the facts there was a lot of fighting. Sure Dante and Nero would do their best to not show how it was getting to them. The girls used to fight with Dante a lot of money and damages to the city. Not like it matters they all basically created jobs from their regular destructive habits while on the call. He kinda found it ironic that Kyrie was the one to help him hold his screwed up family together. Patty was just as terrible to the group as lady and trish had been the worst part was Patty didn't even seem to notice what she was doing. To think that Dante said he'd marry her once she'd grown up before he'd met lily. Maybe he was trying to stop her from pus.h.i.+ng everyone apart back then looking back on it...even with all the goodness lily brings into all their lives he still can't accept her being a aunt or even a mother figure to him she's a year younger then him for f.u.c.ks sake.

"Ero? Hey"

*she waves in front of him he looked down to see she's holding a first aid kit*

"Uh s.h.i.+t I'm sorry I was just uh I didn't sleep great last night haha"

She puts the first aid kit on the table.

"Jesus you scared the c.r.a.p outta me I thought you were having a seizure"

I'm confused I don't know what that is so I just do what I do when Kyrie confuses me. Nod and fake it. But she looks scared now f.u.c.k I don't know what to do. Should I not have nodded? Was this a time to just stare and listen? She handed me a bottle with something in it. I can't read this medical name to big makes zero sense.

"If you get like that again take that and wait for the ambulance"

Well c.r.a.p I made her think I have a medical problem. Ima yeet it out the window when she leaves.